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Anonymously or not, send “How To Care For” instructions for my muse

Santino sighed and swatted at him. "Not helping. You know there´s a word for people like you."  He gave cali a mock glare. "If you know how to do this so much better, why don´t you stop being a pain in my ass and do it yourself?”

"It was gone that very night and you know it!!" He pouts and crosses his arms.

Santino sighs “Eugene you have enough candy to feed an entire elementary school, this is not good idea.”

"Yeah, I have that, but what I really, REALLY wanted was coffee cake. Candy is for another time."

"I need to introduce you to decent food. You know there´s more to eating than junkfood and veganism right?"

"It was gone that very night and you know it!!" He pouts and crosses his arms.

Santino sighs "Eugene you have enough candy to feed an entire elementary school, this is not good idea."

What kind of "charactershaming" sign would you hang around my muse's neck?

Is that what you´re telling them now? As I remember it, I stole the barbies.

OH MY GOD DO IT GUYS. DO IT. DOOOO IIIIT.

DOOOOOO IT.!

"See, I didn´t understand more than one word in three of what you just said." Santino waved his stylus at Cali for emphasis, "That´s the difference between our jobs. You have to understand these damn forms, I just have to fill them out to get paid."

"Oh, just give it here." He plucked the stylus from Santino’s fingers and tapped a few things into the form on the tablet. "There. Now you’ll get the two-percent return I’m guessing you’ve been missing for years. You can buy me dinner with it."

Santino scrambled up, not very elegantly because his bones seemed to have turned into water somewhere along the way and led the way to the kitchen. Of course there was cake in the freezer, something that had hardly ever been the case before, well before he had bought this particular kitchen, and the house it came in. Before he had somehow aquired so many lovers that he needed a house. Santino still wasn´t entirely sure how that had happened."No more cherry left, but there´s some brownies we´d just have to heat up."