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In the end, Marcus has everything he wanted, just not in the way he had always expected. Esca is to thank for that. Sweet and soft and poignant. Pretty beautiful, really.

Q can't save the cats. And he can't save Bond. This is just painful all the way through, but beautifully so. Also, surprise cameo from Alex Rider. Good stuff.

The title's fairly self explanatory. Snarky, fun and the right amount of fluffy.

After Silva, Q's confidence is shaken. Bond asks to be taught how to use computers in an attempt to get him back together. Something almost romantic develops along the way. Fucking fantastic, beautifully written and completely believable.

Q has enemies. They throw a grenade through the window as a warning, and when Q meets them to negotiate, it is Bond who goes with him.

It's just a gorgeous journey through their relationship. Perfect because good second person writing is like my heroin; perfect because it flows brilliantly; perfect because every word is beautiful.

Utter, utter crack. This is just hilarious.