brought to you by ambiguity: a tommy primer
or, a list of times when tommy was totally not straight.
4/30/13: tommy sits next to ben labolt, is âintimidated,â calls him âeye candyâ (x)
4/30/13: feedback from the same cable appearance as above (x)
10/29/13: obama smells like the sunrise according to tommy [bonus, even gayer better answer from favs: obama smells like rainbows and cupcakes] Â (x)
9/11/16: this zero-context âWe draft hot dudesââ tweet
1/17/17: brought to you by: Ambiguity (!!!)
5/25/17: tommy tags a pic of lovett w/ a âMost Handsome Menâ twitter account (x, x)
6/8/17: josh earnest =
6/15/17: psa episode @ 38:52 - tommy listens to the comey hearing in the showerâŚ
6/22/17: andy favs = literal modelÂ
7/10/17:Â a passionate twitter endorsement of jason kander
7/27/17: not from tommy but according to cody⌠(x)
8/10/17: tommy google searches âsuck my own cock gifâ Â [lol, remember the mooch, that olâ chestnut] Â (x)
8/21/17: tommy is very fond of boston radio host david allen boucher, who has a âvoice of an angelâ and a âplaylist from heavenâ (x)
8/28/17 psa @1:03:00:Â tommy proposed to hanna on his birthday, after having demanded a birthday party:
âi made a big stink about demanding a birthday party, as a bit of a birthday princess â birthday prince? i donât want to be gender normativeâ Â
9/18/17: he appreciates the austerity measures (x)
9/20/17: during some ad nonsense, tommy admits to blushing bc of lovettâs stare (x)
10/3/17: tommy steers into the skid w/ his responses to lovettâs âtommy is gay nowâ tweet (x, x)
10/27/17: tim miller âlooks exquisite thoâ (x)
11/12/17: exquisite pegging (x)
11/15/17: tommy doesnât agree with people magâs sexiest man alive pick
11/20/17: jason kanderâs voice = silky smooth
11/20/17:Â tommy winks at favs during an ad read
11/22/17: âlike a set of beautiful eyesâÂ
Âź/18: tommy makes sure to make a gender neutral metaphor, (h/t to @undeployed for the analysis on this one)
1/20/18: âweâll recruit a handsome broâ (x)
1/31/18: tommy is suuuper into reading a suggestive electric toothbrush ad (x)
2/14/18:Â during a q&a livestream w/favs, tommy says sebastian gorka in that vest pic is âso hotâ - sarcastic obviously, but itâs just more proof heâs comfortable saying this about a dude. he then lobbies to get said pic put on the screen. this livestream had technical difficulties, so this bit is lost to the ether, but donât believe me, believe tommyâs shit-eating grin in this screengrab (x) -
3/30/18: pstw ad @ 1:12
3/30/18: in this same pstw episode, when discussing what facebook knows about its users, the first thing tommy rattles off is⌠âyour sexualityâ
5/24/18: veering awfully close into talking about ass eating, tommy (x, x)
6/25/18: twitter likes definitely donât not mean anything you know?
7/11/18: tommy gushes about soccer on pstw w/ roger bennett, who has a voice so âsoothingâ itâs a âdrugâ (x)
7/11/18: oh also in that episode he revealed his crush on american soccer player christian pulisic:
Do you think an American star like, uh, Christian Pulisic could be that catalyst? I mean that young man is so handsome, I had to cover my fiancĂŠeâs eyes while we watched the 60 Minutes, uh, piece last night, because I didnât want her to get any ideas. Itâs, itâs, it'sâhorrifying! (x)
Subsection A: He Went to Jared, the case of a raging hate!boner
5/26/17: âsweet, stupid little jaredâ Â (x)
7/13/17: jared is a⌠âbitchy little dilettanteââŚ.ok (x)
2/9/18 psa: in a discussion re. security clearances (@~21:00) tommy clarifies that âthey actually havenât given it to jared yetâ after lovett says kushner got the high clearance. and a second later tommy tells the audience, âweâll get thereâ â i.e., theyâll talk about jared. (but clearly tommy is the only one whoâs invested.)
2/28/18: according to tommy, jared is âdesperate, stupid, or bothâ (x)
3/1/18 psa:
3/2/18: tommy starts a new pstw segment so he can explain the j-kush security clearance fiasco
(thereâs more where this came from, but i suggest going to twitter dot com and searching this:
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and finally,
â: every time tommy says lovett looks good in mvmt sunglasses or the indochino suit. this has happened too many times, as you are no doubt aware













