Hey so uh…. Love ur fics and this is my first time requesting so, Dante (DMC 3 to be exact) x reader/girlfriend who is on her period headcaons
I'm so glad u like my work :) Dante headcannons coming right up, as requested!
DMC3!Dante x Fem!Reader Period headcannons
-He's way too stupid to notice when it's your time of the month. He blows off your grouchiness as a lack of sleep or something.
-Since he doesn't notice, he keeps trying to initiate a certain activity and feels disappointed and hurt when you shrug him off.
-This prompts you to explain to him that it's your period, which is a concept that is almost impossible for him to grasp. Blood is pouring out of you?! And it's not from an injury?! What the heck?!
-Has no idea how to care for you but tries his best because he's earnest. like a doggo
-Would buy you pads and tampons and whatever if he could, but he's broke, unfortunately, so he ressearches how he can improvise. After reading an old magazine (his method of "ressearch") and seeing advertisements from the 1980s, he gets the bright idea to try and make reusable cloth belts the way people did back in the day before pads were invented--and surprisingly, pulled it off.
-You now have an entire closet full of these things--and they're washable, too! You may never have to buy pads again!
-Dante isn't a complete idiot though, once he figures out that periods are normal and that as long as your pads aren't leaking you're fine and everything will clear up in a few days, he'll assign himself to be your personal cuddler.
-Wraps you up (but not too tight) in his arms and snuggles with you whenever you like makes himself scarce when you want to be alone, and sets up for movie nights complete with pizza and chocolate.
-Snuggles you and comforts you however you need to be comforted.
-If you're the type to get raging mood swings, he knows to disappear on missions so he doesn't accidentally incur the wrath of Y/N.
-After being introduced to periods once, future periods become less of a hassle. Dante will remember your behavior and will be able to recognize your change in temperament, associate it with menstruation, and knows to take the appropriate action.
-Secretly is terrified of you; Hell hath no fury than a woman on her period.
