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The grasse I eate,🌱

The sunne is warm,🌞

The aire is sweete,🌬

I luv my friends,❤

The cowes and sheep,🐄🐑

In day we romp,🐄

At nighte we sleep,🐮😴

Ostensiblye,😌

We slumber then,🐮😴

At least so thinks🤔

The human men,👬

In eeriye mist,🌫

I care'flly go😐

A bovine tryste 🐄

(The men don’t knowe),👬😯

A Cowe I like,🐄

Who likes me backe,🐂

She’s white and browne,🐂

I’m white and blacke,🐄

I have but one☝️

Detail to say,😊

I lik her head,🐄😛🐂

This Cowe is gaye :) 🐄❤️💛💚💙💜🐂

And such concludes🙋🏽

My poeme nowe,📝

The storye of📖

- At the beginning, Ned has 90 minutes to write his essay and the movie is 90 minutes long

- Ned's jacket has scrabble letters spelling out NO on it

- Ned has posters on both his side of the room and Conor's (what a space hog)

- Ned has a guitar but can only play one chord?? How did he get this?? Maybe he inherited it from his mum

- Conor had no reason to punch weasel except... maybe he was mad at weasel for bullying Ned abt being gay :))) hmm

- Pascal spanks weasel's ass in the locker room I was laughing but also wtf

- Ned and Conor sit next to each other in English!!!

- Also the song Ned copied when he wrote his family member essay is a really good metaphor about how different Ned feels (he's gay and therefore an outsider)

- The sign changes on the Berlin Wall from "Ned" and "him" to a crumpled "Ned" and "press ups"

- After Ned says "follow me then" and turns around Conor does the GAYEST smile I have ever seen

- Ned has plants on his windowsill

- When they were taking the Berlin Wall down they had to get other ppl to help. Like they had to explain how they didn't hate each other anymore to other ppl (probably the less homophobic members of the rugby team)

- As Ned is reaching for Conor's pocket he has a Gay Crisis and (I think) panicked bc he thinks Ned is gonna kiss him or touch his heart or some gay shit like that

- Conor has this smile that he only does at Ned whenever Ned isn't looking

- Conor has tan lines from his rugby shorts (put on some spf my god)

- I'm sorry for talking about this so much but Conor's voice when he says to Ned "are you gonna be there?" Is so Soft & Fond & Gay and when Ned says it's not his thing Conor just [disappointed gay blinking]

- Ned basically almost never wears the school uniform?? Fuck the dress code Ned good for you

- Mr. Sherry does not give one singular fuck about sports and loves tea

- Conor's dad probably verbally/physically abused him while he was drunk when he found out why Conor was fighting at his old school

- Conor's guitar is covered with stickers

- There's no heterosexual explanation for the singing scene when Ned says that all he can hear is Conor's voice

- On that note, Conor has a beautiful voice

- Ned dyes his hair!!!

- When Conor puts up the school flag between him and Ned it's a metaphor for the school/rugby dividing them

- The fact that Ned knew Conor would go to the boat??? Like he knew exactly where to find Conor and it just blows my mind that they know each other so well

- Conor's boat is named Sirius

- Conor carries Ned's bag for him as they're running to the game

- Conor chose to have Ned with him for moral support while talking to his team

- Rugby is a very touchy sport

- Also Ned and Conor's hug at the end was just. So Good. it wasn't one of those No Homo bro hugs and I am so glad.

- My boy Ned wrote all that shit and read it to people (he projected) like he wrote about gay bars in the national essay competition

- The soundtrack is on Spotify but it doesn't include the instrumentals