#4439

Alright, this looks fairly incredible.

Honestly, this is exactly my kind of humor. It's hilarious, seeing Dirk extract this modern style of comedy from something so twee - there's just something about the juxtaposition between these two cultural lenses that really tickles the funnybone.

...yeah, OK, so this is just a masterpiece.

[...] about halfway through the book, rather than see the gag through to the bitter end, Strider began pasting over entire pages of original text with his own completely rewritten version of the story, while keeping all the chapter titles. His revision is a tough, emotionally draining read. But it's cathartic, in all the worst ways possible.

My kingdom for a full transcript of this novel. That's probably what the Pony Pals fanfiction purports to be, so I can't wait to check it out.

The launcher's in fucking ~ATH?

That's just what we need - another Mobius Virus, ready to curse another team. It really would be the cherry on top of this whole clusterfuck.

Wait, is Roxy hacking into Jane's PC to stop her playing early?

Good work, I guess - but girlie, you were just talking about trust!

Wait, are we about to run another virus? The last one did blow up Karkat's computer, so...

I take it this is another assassination's attempt - but if so, how did Roxy the hacker not realize the file was boobytrapped? I refuse to believe she wouldn't verify the code, mistrustful of CrockerCorp as she is.

"Southern Pacific GS-4 (4-8-4) #4439 seen in Sacramento, California in July 1958, at the head end of a deadline after being retired two months before. It was sold for scrap less than a year later. Unknown photographer, Thomas Dyrek Collection."