You've written other ships in the past, couldn't you write it without Paul or Patryck? Obvi you don't have to, if you're not into it, or if you only feel like writing that one ship, but you can't fucking tell me wedgies are "too weird" for you and then cum to fucking unicycles
I have so much to say about this ask I hardly know where to begin:
 1) This is almost as funny as the time someone accused me of murdering children in a state I've never visited because I shipped two lesbian horses.
 2) I've certainly never cum to unicycles; the unicycle scene in HD isn't sexy, at least it wasn't intended to be.Â
 3) NGL this makes me imagine an EddTord AU where one of them got bullied so much in middle school that atomic wedgies are the only way they can get off. It's very tragic, actually.Â
 Honestly, I wouldn't even say necessarily that the problem is wedgies are too weird, it's more that they're just weird enough that I can't really do them unironically. I have a hard enough time staying focused on the smut when it's a kink I DO like. So if you want an example of what you'd *actually* get from me, let me direct you to the chapter from HD where I give up on writing a Cola Losers request to instead recount how my sister was interrupting me because she thought she was being haunted for the crime of being white.
