maverick up, thunder brother

I swear I have like 40 privated fics just rotting on ao3, LMAO

Honestly i probably need to do a cleanse again, I sincerely DO NOT remember writing most of this stuff

One of the reasons Odo is like one of the best characters to ever do it is because the writers were like, "He was raised in a lab, he doesn't know who he is, he's in love with his best friend but she doesn't know it, he's reclusive and blunt and has the most extreme daddy issues imaginable, he's got all the angst and he still manages to be a sarcastic bastard" and today, writers would make that character some conventionally attractive, gloomy bad boy who's either eighteen or twenty-something but the DS9 writers slapped on, "And he's played by a middle aged man" and that - THAT the's secret, right there.

Sorry I’m reading omegaverse rapeslop and the worldbuilding is making me laugh really hard.

Because sometimes omegaverse tries to be really serious but it still exists in turbomisogyny pornworld so it’s like there’s not much you can build on shaky foundations I’m sorry to say. Sometimes it creates really funny sentences though

No FR, I remember trying to write my own #take on omegaverse and halfway through I gave up and started talking about duck penises. Which fits a lot because male ducks are turbo-rapists IRL but obviously my readership at the time didn't know this.

duck penis🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥