maverick up, thunder brother

filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

watching animal videos online is so fraught. just saw a compilation of humorous malinois behaviors and the number of people in that video putting their faces INCHES AWAY from a large dog snarling so deeply its lips AND NOSE are drawn back from its VERY LARGE SHARP TEETH... i just can't handle it. what fucking planet are you people from. does nobody understand that animals can hurt you.

And somehow it's amplified with wild animals. "Oh tourists are going near Neil the Seal!" Neil is over 2,000 pounds.

I’m scared guys

Let's make it worse!

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

I really love those posts of people showing their stuffed animals various things and locations, gonna start doing that

You know, when I've remarked that a lot of the responses to my posts feel like people are just plucking out keywords they think they recognise based on the shape of them and replying to what they imagine the post says based on that, the possibility never occurred to me that this is actually how many American schools are currently teaching kids to read.

Like, my assumption this whole time has been that when folks go "I misunderstood this post that says [thing] as saying [unrelated thing] because I mistook [word] for [completely different word that happens to start with the same letter]", that was a bit. What do you mean they're teaching kids a reading method that's tailored to produce this exact error?