Steph and Jason start an illegal 3 a.m. podcast called “Robins After Dark”
No script. No laws. No Bruce.
Why they did it:
Because Tim wouldn’t let them into his conspiracy board livestream, and also they were bored and loud and unmonitored.
Jason: “We already trauma bond at weird hours. Might as well monetize it.”
Steph: “We’re not actually monetizing it.”
Jason: “Yet.”
It’s recorded exclusively on a stolen Batcave mic and uploaded using Tim’s Wi-Fi.
Tim doesn’t know.
Tim absolutely knows.
He’s just given up.
Episode Titles Include:
“I Died and Came Back Sexier: A Memoir”
“How to Rob Crime Lords and Emotionally Distant Fathers”
“Ranking Gotham’s Criminals by Vibe"
“The Great Batarang Debate (ft. Cass as our silent judge)”
“Live From the Batmobile Trunk (We Locked Ourselves In)”
Episode 6: “Gotham: Hot or Not"
Penguin? Not.
Riddler? Hot if he shuts up.
Scarecrow? “Listen. The vibe is there.”
Batman? “Emotionally constipated, but in a tragic Shakespearean way.”
Nightwing? “Too wholesome. Like a himbo golden retriever. We respect it.”
Red Robin? “Gremlin. Cursed. Needs sleep.”
Robin? “Baby knife. Scary. No comment.”
Cass occasionally appears.
She never speaks.
Just stares at the camera with godlike judgment.
Leaves cryptic sticky notes.
They treat her like a cryptid co-host.
Alfred is aware.
He makes them tea halfway through episodes and refuses to explain why.
Fan Questions Segment:
Q: How do you deal with trauma?
Jason: “Gun.”
Steph: “Sarcasm and glitter bombs.”
Jason: “Also crime. We do a little crime.”
Steph: “Justified crime.”
Jason: “Bat-approved crime.”
Steph: “Okay, B doesn’t approve, but like… he hasn’t stopped us yet.”
One episode ends with them breaking into Penguin’s club mid-recording.
Jason is out of breath.
Steph is still narrating.
The mic is crunching.
Steph: “This is field reporting, baby.”
Bruce finds out.
Bruce: “Take. It. Down.”
Jason: “What if we made you a guest?”
Bruce: stares
Steph: “Too spicy? We’ll get Alfred instead.”
The steph jason bond will forever remain sacred. FIGHT ME
