#3a7

Cyndy: So when this part of the season aired, I was hoping to wait for the whole thing to be done. And then I got spoiled and skipped these two because of reasons.

Oh no!

Now that is a horrifying way to maybe die…

C: Death by butterfly, you mean?

Yes, they always freaked me out when I was a kid, when the huge flocks, herds, whatever came through.

C: Mama McCall is like the real hero of this show.

K likes this one of the twins. Ethan.

C: Sorry… THIS is the Alpha pack's symbol. I got confused because at the end of the previous season, THAT was on Derek's door.

C: Also, BLECH, K. BLECH.

HAHA!

Ermagerd, a peplum.

C: So she's teaching English AND Science with her FFF.

SEE? That shit is freaky! That’s how it looked in TX sometimes, with the wings and the flittering.

C: Yeah, you have some horrifying bug things in Tejas.

Isaac is seriously out to eyefuck just about everyone. It’s his default eyeball. Juuuust, you know, thinking about it...

C: I wonder if there's an "average time to shirtlessness" calculation.

I’m sure. The focus groups were like “Nope. You lost me---annnnd I’m back. ”

Flannel seems to be the word of the day for this ep.

C: I tell you what a metronome is not: The blind werewolf with the cane who can't keep a beat.

I thought he was doing Shave-and-a-Haircut, then he wasn’t.

Has Scott never watched a kung fu film ever? The blind guy can always kick your ass.

C: Scott still hasn't watched STAR WARS.

Sure. Give a clue to Scott.

LET ME GUESS.

C: Tell me your dreams, Clarice.

What the hell is she wearing?

C: Oh, man. She has the WORST wardrobe. And a soccer mom haircut.

Yeah, I don’t care for her styling.

Really, she thought that was going to help? Here, let me put my hindquarters against you.

C: I love that you use "hindquarters" like she's a horse.

C: Look! Here's where the semen is. I mean….

Look, a horse head! (also henley--nope v-neck)

C: So how do these assholes think they will get out of here when they've flooded and electrified the apartment. Also, HOW DO YOU FLOOD AN APARTMENT?

Parkour!

Now, my boy, we have an awesome water fight!

Pull her toenails ouuuuuutttt.

C: This is his signature phrase.

“With my teeth?”

C: I'm going to rip your throat out. With my teeth.

With my teeth. Not these *fnickt*

C: Can we just say ley lines? These people have been reading fic for years. They'll understand you.

I can totally say ley lines :D

lol omg

AWESOME WATER FIGHT!

C: This is the loft of YOU ARE NEVER GETTING THAT SECURITY DEPOSIT BACK, DEREK.

AHHAHAHAHA! OMG, the water arcing

Look around, dude, make a hole with something. This is the worst mime ever.

C: God, how I hate puns.

WITH YOUR TEETH, DEREK.

So he can’t retract his claws when he’s mad, I take it?

They are terrible at catching people.

ONE BETA IN ALL THE WORLD.

C: Now imagine Sean Connery saying "only one can survive."

Now it’s nothing but Queen in my head.