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That kid looks like he wants to eat that firefly.

Cyndy: This sounds so much like my kids: DUMBASS! You are going to kill the bug!

OOH! OOH! Run away!

Dig the muttonchops.

C: And yet the rest of him will be waxed like linoleum.

C: Lydia's bedding is the same color as Bella Swan's in Twilight. I know this becuase I have Bella's bedding. Set dressing: Target.

AHAHA! That’s okay, I was thinking of Allison’s metal wall art, “19.99 at Michael’s.”

C: First time I see Twilight I was all THAT IS MY BED!

C: When I go out at night to find a dead body, I ALWAYS wear heels and a miniskirt. Jesz… I didn't do that even when I was that age.

Please don’t be dead. Just be floating facedown and motionless.

C: They toss those in once in a while at the local waterpark to test the lifeguards.

Ah. Well the local lifeguard isn’t doing so good here.

C: Maybe he failed the test and they didn't want to pay severance?

There looks to be definite severance.

C: LOOK! LESBISONS!

I *just* smacked K on the leg. “Lesbians!” Oh, goddammit. Of course they’re going to die.

C: I just have to say I know like four gay Emilys. I'm calling stereotyping here.

NO. NO bug death.

C: Emily: Deader than a shitbug. By the shitbugs. ;)

They sure do like to open themselves up during the swing, no?

C: See? Parkour!

lol

C: Now, The Shining reference is okay. My kids have friends who are into watching old King movies.

C: A purity ring. On a teenager. It's like a unicorn.

C: Note Isaac's in-and-out accent. He's real-life Brit.

They’re just sitting there, watching him get a gun stuck in his face, lol.

C: Well, in their defense, the Argents are pretty trigger-happy. You have missed the previous seasons of them unloading clips as fast as they can. Or crossbows.

omg, heartfelt piano

Isaac always looks like he’s juuuuust, you know, thinking about it.

C: And he hasn't even started his scarf phase yet!

Good lord, is that a kunai?

C: Uh, no. We don't get into your Japanese stuff until Season 3b.

Okay, well that knife she just had is like straight out of Naruto.

C: What knife?

Did Lydia (or someone) not just poke herself to make herself bleed?

C: Cheezits… how far ahead of me are you?

Hold on. “Ripping of warm bodies.”

C: I'm there, too. Did I miss Lydia?

I think so. Lemme run it back a little

C: No… you're okay. SCARF SIGHTING!

OMG greenscreen running.

C: This superhero montage music slays me EVERY time.

K just said that from the kitchen! “Is that superhero music?”

C: Note: ER nurse now apparently in morgue. Examining bodies.

*fnikt*

Awww :(

If I had claws, I wouldn’t be able to resist scraping them on things, either.

C: Because it makes sense to keep the office supplies, like melty things like glue and tape -- IN THE BOILER ROOM.

How big is this boiler room?

C: Pretty big because next season it will double as a substation.

lol

hungry like the woooolf

Is that a scarf or a massive cowlneck?

C: Scarf. He has a scarf thing.

Savior lighting!

C: If you were trapped in a boiler room with three growling things all night, would you take his hand or scream your head off?

There has to be a pipe wrench in the boiler room. I’d swing for the fences and run the hell away.