Cyndy: Okay, so before we start Lunar Ellipse, I have to tell you about this fandom.

C: iTunes screwed the pooch on this one, and put the episode up early. So for those of us who had the season pass, it was there before it aired by like, three days.

C: Naturally, other people found out about it and started buying the episode like mad.

C: They caught it pretty quickly, but NO ONE SPOILED THE EPISODE. It ran Monday night with those who hadn't seen it unspoiled.

C: I'm looking at YOU, #Divergent fandom.

C: Although I did watch it. And might have screencapped two things for FandomHopper. ;)

C: Okay… RIIIIIIIGHT HERE. See, they've had Dylan O'Brien in LAYERS for three seasons. Hence the fanfic where he's like 115 pounds. So Wet!Stiles was like WHERE HAS THIS BEEN?

He has ascended to the v-neck!

C: Yep. In a BIG WAY.

C: Also, I'm NOT quite sure why a server room was where the writers thought they would end up when they were dead.

C: Having WORKED in them before, I would think of it more as hell.

That tree stump looks like a class-project diorama tree.

C: Okay, so this scene is cool. It's showing them back in the woods they night Scott got bit.

C: This is actual scene. CGI budget had to be huge for this episode.

Hence the server room. Nice big white location to show off the wet t-shirts.

Yeah, I like the mustache better.

C: No. He calls himself THE APEX OF APEX PREDATORS. Weren't you listening, Isaac?

He had stuff on his mind.

C: Sweater shopping, scarf accessorizing, Allison eyefucking…

And Scott eyefucking, from that one epi.

C: Ah, that Stilinski charm. Accuracy over comfort.

Can the FBI do that?

C: Pretty much nope.

I don’t know why I keep asking these things.

GRRRR!

C: ICE BREAKERS!

C: Do you ever wonder where fight scenes would be today if not for The Matrix?

Or the warehouse district? Where would everyone’s cool, floodable loft be?

C: Or maybe it's Maybelline.

Oh no!

C: "a glorified dog whistle"

yuuup :D

Like dying.

Scott has a cunning plaaaan.

C: this is probably the result of fracking, you know.

Haha! fracking sinkhole.

C: Might explain what happened to Derek's Camaro, as well.

C: Eaten by a sinkhole. Better get me a Toyota mom van.

YAY! I was wondering when they didn’t revert.

Man, that lunar eclipse is nuts. Sinkholes, apex predator lightning, fog.

C: Demon wolves…

oops.

Is Deucalion gonna have to slap a ho?

C: Yes. Yes, he is.

Er, maybe you shoulda closed your eyes, Scott.

Awww.

I legit thought that was a big dusty spot on my screen, the way the fog looked.

None of these people have any concept of passing time. Your whole plot hinges on it!

C: Nor do the writers, that I can see.

C: This episode has me at all moments… except this street mime thing.

Yeah, the walking against the wind shit…

C: Combined with the invisible box.

It’s like a hobo moving his house from inside.

dun dun duuuuuuun!

K says, “of course she’s in a bad-girl corset for this part.”

C: And the bad-girl shoes, not the Easy Spirits. Good girls wear Easy Spirits.

And mullet dresses.

What are they, stupid?

C: This looks like Allison has a matching sweater. She and Isaac can wear them at their Ice-Breakers sponsored wedding.

I think it’s adorable they share clothes.

Is their French as bad as their cello? And shooting?

C: I don't know much French. Just how to get laid.

Baha! (with the door)

C: Aaaaaaaaand.. Danny gets trucked out for 30 seconds to be the token gay.

To be fair, that twin has been gay the whole time, too.

C: Yes, but he's a Bad Gay. Danny's a Good Gay.

Ermagherd, this bitch is made of--Ha! Peter! (She’s not made of peter, obviously, but I laughed.)

C: Yes, Peter, but you're not the APEX OF APEX PREDATORS, now, are you?