Hang Me Up (The Right Way ‘Round) by lislemons

maxcar | a/b/o | slow burn | 2023 season | E | 3/3 | 48.7k+

Lando is the one to break him out of his stupor, “Gonna get the 3rd championship this year, you think?”

“I know,” he says, rolling his eyes, “Unless Checo decides to strap a bomb to my car.”

It gets Lando and Oscar to laugh. He tries to not make it obvious that he’s breathing deep in an attempt to catch more of Oscar’s scent. With so many people in a club, so few scent patches, it’s hard. Still, he thinks he smells the smallest amount of lavender and chocolate.

Max is almost certain he’s never going to forget the way that Oscar smells, the way that he laughs, the way he fucking breaths even.

They talk, casual, fun, like normal coworkers would, except that they’re not working office jobs and this is technically fraternizing with the competition. In a weird twist, Max isn’t even all that upset he doesn’t end the night in between someone’s legs.

If anything, he’s more upset at the realization he has, staring at the blank ceiling of his hotel room in the early morning hours.

Oscar Piastri is an unmated omega, and Max wants to change that.

he makes a list, evaluates all the alphas on the grid, he takes it dead serious. max doesn't know why is kimi suddenly asking him about charles and esteban and lewis, it's strange but whatever that's just kimi being kimi. and that's when kimi discovers his mortal enemy: oscar piastri. because while max and oscar may not spend that much time together on camera, they are always around each other otherwise and it's driving kimi insane!!

whenener he tries to scheme a date together with charles for max, or a COD and FIFA match with esteban max always says no because he has something planned with oscar! he is seriously going insane, who does piastri think he is? and while kimi thinks he is the next reincarnation of james bond, he isn't subtle at all, almost everyone on the grid knows about his plan more or less, including oscar and max.

they are both omegas, have been dating since australia 2025, and only close friends know. oscar finds it very amusing to see kimi trying to curse him with his eyes or try to worm his way around max to get him away. so when monaco happened this year and he got an invite to max's home he thinks this is his chance! he will present the top 3 alpha he has carefully chosen, he will get an alpha for max. and then he arrives and damn oscar piastri is there, in max's shirt and stupid shorts and smelling like max so much kimi can't even distinguish oscar's scent from max's. this is a disaster, max will die as a bachelor and it's piastri's fault.

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Different Type of Throphy, baby | lislemons

Summary by Goldie: Au where the winners room includes a trophy omega, Oscar is the 2023 designated trophy omega, he gets more than he bargained for lol. Also!! there's a part two to this with a bit more plot but just as hot if not more (pregnant omega oscar) Status: Finished (1/1) Rating: Explicit Archive Warnings: N/A TAGS(The relationship tags are like that on purpose I promise, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Omega Oscar Piastri, Alpha Max Verstappen, Alpha Charles Leclerc, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Mating Cycles/In Rut, Mating Bites, Winner's Room (Sports RPF), Dubious Consent Due To Winner's Room (Sports RPF), Shameless Smut, Oscar Piastri Has a Vagina, Bottom Oscar Piastri, Top Charles Leclerc, Dominant Max Verstappen, Exhibitionism, Voyeurism, Cuckolding, But like not quite cucking, Less of a cuck chair and more of a director's chair, Knotting, Loss of Virginity, Virginity Kink, Breeding Kink, Breeding, Squirting and Vaginal Ejaculation, Vaginal Sex, Mildly Dubious Consent, Regarding the mating bites especially, Rough Sex, Dom/sub Undertones, Wank and Tell | Creator is Open to Comments about Masturbating to This Work)

Pink Maid Dress | yumeato1029

Summary by Goldie: Lando saw the AI image of Oscar in a pink maid dress (HOT) Status: Finished (1/1) Rating: Explicit Archive Warnings: N/A TAGS(Fluff and Smut, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Established Relationship, Top Lando Norris, Bottom Oscar Piastri, Crossdressing Kink, Men's Squirting, Switching(Implied))

A Bunny's Revenge | RedTwglightAndHatedIt

Summary by Goldie: Oscar gets cursed by a bunny (maybe...?) I love me some bunnyboy Oscar Status: Finished (1/1) Rating: Explicit Archive Warnings: N/A TAGS(Bunny Hybrid Oscar Piastri, Magical Realism, Smut, Fluff and Smut, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Anal Sex, Nipple Play, Self-Lubrication, Lando Norris loves taking care of everyone)

better than sex | Sapphire

Summary: Oscar tells Lando he's a virgin, Lando can't stop thinking about it. Chapter 3 Oscar tops but you can skip that if you're not into it. Status: Finished (3/3) Rating: Explicit Archive Warnings: N/A TAGS(Loss of Virginity, Virginity Kink, Bottom Oscar Piastri, Smut, Top Lando Norris, First Time, this all happens because of kinder chocolate, Lando Norris Being a Little Shit, Fluff and Smut, Porn with Feelings, Switching)

Fucking Jagerbombs | MaroonShirt81

Summary by Goldie: Oscar decides to go to Carlos' school of gay...and maybe Lando also wants in. HOT HOT (Also top oscar but uh...I kinda ignored that) Status: Ongoing (4/6) Rating: Explicit Archive Warnings: N/A TAGS(frat boys au, frat party, Gay Awakening, Kissing, Drunk Kissing, Blowjobs, carlandoscar, the carlos sainz school of gay, Messy Boys, non-stop banter, Lando shows astounding levels of delusion about his own sexuality, Oscar is too chill for his own good, Carlos spends the whole of his povs fantasizing about banging their heads together)

Fenty Gloss Bmb, 9ml | spurs_appreciator

Summary by goldie: Oscar wears gloss and lando is SOOO normal about it (he's not) Status: Finished (2/2) Rating: Explicit Archive Warnings: N/A TAGS(Blow Jobs, Hand Jobs, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Barebacking, Felching, Nipple Play, Overstimulation, Orgasm Denial, Multiple Orgasms, Coming Untouched, Crying During Sex, Praise Kink, Needy Oscar Piastri, Bottom Oscar Piastri, Getting Together, Lipstick & Lip Gloss, rihanna please don't sue me for the title i am your biggest fan)

Love Now, Think Later (I do It so Well) | f3mfatale, orphan_account

Summary by Goldie: One shots by different writers surrounding landoscar/bottom osc hehe Status: Ongoing (7/?) Rating: Not Rated Archive Warnings: N/A TAGS(One Shot Collection, Smut, Shameless Smut, Loss of Virginity, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, porn with plot (sort of), Begging, Feminization, Orgasm Edging, Sex Toys, Lace Panties, Bottom Oscar Piastri, Top Lando Norris, Comfort Sex, Insecure Oscar Piastri, Hate Sex, Water Sex, Multiple Orgasms, Jealousy)

pink diamond in the dark | passengerprincipessa

Summary by Goldie: Oscar and Lando start a game of feminization, until it becomes little bit more than that. PEAK forced feminization (contains trans themes, so if that isn't something youre okay with, skip this one) Status: Ongoing (4/?) Last updated 04/08/25 Rating: Explicit Archive Warnings: N/A TAGS(Forced Feminization, Feminization, Lingerie, Sexting, Dirty Talk, Feelings Realization, what if the real force fem was the love we found along the way, Trans Themes, Body Worship, Cock Cages, Orgasm Control, Happy Ending)