#381

Explicit/Mature

Dating Culture (Say Yes To The Rest) | daistappen

Summary by Goldie: After losing the championship, Oscar decides to expand his horizons, Max would gladly help. Status: Ongoing (21/22) Rating: Explicit Archive Warnings: TAGS(Secret IdentityOnline Dating2025 Formula 1 SeasonBottom Oscar PiastriTop Max VerstappenInternalized Homophobia2025-2026 Formula 1 Winter BreakPorn With PlotOscar Piastri-centricNeedy Oscar PiastriMild Hurt/Comfort, Explicit Sexual Content, Sexting, Slow Burn, Soft Max Verstappen, Self-Discovery, Sensory Overload, Mental Health Issues, Demisexual Oscar Piastri, Eventual Smut, One-Sided Attraction, Landoscar (Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri) Haunts the Narrative, POV Third Person, Oblivious Oscar Piastri, Character Study, Obsessed Max Verstappen, Neurodivergent Oscar Piastri, Introspection, No Beta Because This Is Not Omegaverse)

i only threw this party for you | himmywimmy

Summary by Goldie: Oscar begs Max (popular, captain of the football team) to pretend to be his boyfriend so his annoying ex stops bothering him (maybe he also doesn't want to look like a loser, but yeah). Status: Finished (2/2) Rating: Mature Archive warnings: N/A TAGS(Alternate Universe - College/University, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Pining. Max Verstappen is a hot nerd and a hot footballer, So understandably Oscar is going through it)

I don't think I could love you (more) | himmywimmy

Summary by Goldie: Oscar is a lonely omega, improper...wrong, according to him. Max doesn't share the same feeling. Status: Ongoing (4/5) Rating: Explicit Archive Warnings: N/A TAGS(Alpha Max Verstappen, Omega Oscar Piastri, Inspired by Bridgerton (TV), Angst with a Happy Ending, Angst and Fluff and Smut, yearning…like so much yearning, oscussy, they aren't enemies to lovers but there is a lot of bickering, Additional Warnings In Author's Note, Mpreg, Oscar Piastri Needs a Hug, and he gets one and much more…)

General/Teen and Up

'Cause You Keep Me Nice | lislemons

Summary by Godie: Oooh how much I love this work 😭😭😭😔 it makes me feel so many things. Basically Max has an awful fight with George and they kind of kick him out of the pack? and he has to go to therapy :(( and there he meets his omega theraphist Oscar who helps him reintegrate into the f1 pack and also heal his wounds. Ugh did I say I love this work?? bc I do and you should too Status: Ongoing (9/?) Rating: Teen and Up Archive Warnings:N/A TAGS (Omega Verse, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Pack Dynamics, Max Verstappen Needs a Hug, Omega Oscar Piastri, Alpha Max Verstappen, Nesting, Scenting, Non-Sexual Intimacy, Cuddling & Snuggling, Fluff, Jos Verstappen's A+ Parenting, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Getting Rid of the Angry Man in Max's Life, Personal Growth, FIA is weird but what's new, Fluff and Angst, Light Angst, Oscar Piastri Is Not a Driver, Max Verstappen-centric)

hits different | tournesol

Summary by Goldie: Osco is a loser alpha who has the hots for his also alpha roomate, Max. Status: Finished (1/1) Rating: Teen and Up Archive warnings: N/A TAGS(Alternate Universe - College/University, this is essentially just a romcom, Don’t take it seriously, Alpha Max Verstappen, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alpha Oscar Piastri, Insecure Oscar Piastri, Misunderstandings, Miscommunication, Ruts, Embarassing yourself in front of your crush, Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Oscar needs a hug, Humor, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, lots of lists, Implied Sexual Content, Alcohol)

Total Eclipse of the Heart | KingKestrel

he makes a list, evaluates all the alphas on the grid, he takes it dead serious. max doesn't know why is kimi suddenly asking him about charles and esteban and lewis, it's strange but whatever that's just kimi being kimi. and that's when kimi discovers his mortal enemy: oscar piastri. because while max and oscar may not spend that much time together on camera, they are always around each other otherwise and it's driving kimi insane!!

whenener he tries to scheme a date together with charles for max, or a COD and FIFA match with esteban max always says no because he has something planned with oscar! he is seriously going insane, who does piastri think he is? and while kimi thinks he is the next reincarnation of james bond, he isn't subtle at all, almost everyone on the grid knows about his plan more or less, including oscar and max.

they are both omegas, have been dating since australia 2025, and only close friends know. oscar finds it very amusing to see kimi trying to curse him with his eyes or try to worm his way around max to get him away. so when monaco happened this year and he got an invite to max's home he thinks this is his chance! he will present the top 3 alpha he has carefully chosen, he will get an alpha for max. and then he arrives and damn oscar piastri is there, in max's shirt and stupid shorts and smelling like max so much kimi can't even distinguish oscar's scent from max's. this is a disaster, max will die as a bachelor and it's piastri's fault.

381: curly catgender

[PT: 381: curly catgender /end PT]

DEFINITION ⦂⠀A catgender related to curly fur types, curly cats, being curly, et cetera.

ADDITIONAL ⦂⠀Coined on the 19th of November, 2025. Inspired by river-coins!

TAGGING ⦂⠀@c1rcus-of-silliness @radiomogai