#372pageswellnevergetback

PlasStack of PlasSHAT I’m in PlasHELL! 🔥@conorlastowka YOU are to blame for this! Of all the books I lost to Hurricane katrina, I never thought I’d replace these on purpose! #372pageswellnevergetback #372pages #tekwar #michaeljnelson @rifftrax @mst3k @mst3kaday @mst3kmotivation #williamshatner #rongoulart https://www.instagram.com/p/BqyNKM0gnSP/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=gmpdjtvipil

Talk about about judging a book by its cover. ‘372 pages we’ll never get back’ Book 18, has quite a bad book reputation. Samuel Clemens himself found this pick a wonderful trainwreck. Look out Ready Player 2! . #ireneiddesleigh #worsebookever #badbookclub #badbooks #372pageswellnevergetback #372pages #amandamckittrickros https://www.instagram.com/p/CVUZu-Vr_5H/?utm_medium=tumblr

“One would think I was 13 years old instead of a hundred and four.” Midnight Sun summed up in 12 words ✨🦇 . #midnightsun #twilight #badbookclub #372pageswellnevergetback @conorlastowka #stepheniemeyer @rifftrax @kevinwmurphy @billcorbett @bridgetjnelson @twilight https://www.instagram.com/p/CGddXwJJL7V/?igshid=2lp45qyh1u0l

So Edward & Carlisle drug & leave the Port Angeles “where are you going” thug bundled outside the police station like Spiderman... Best part is Edward immediately returns to Bella’s rocking chair to watch her sleep...again... but Poor mustache dad taking a hit... the poor SOB dreaming about fishing 🛶👨🏻💭👀🧛🏻‍♂️ #midnightsun #372pageswellnevergetback #badbookclub #charlieswan #twilight #teammustaschedad @conorlastowka @rifftrax https://www.instagram.com/p/CFoHrNdp2F5/?igshid=ujydih7fnd32

One unconscionable decision Stephanie Meyer makes so far in #MidnightSun is to fail to reveal Edward Violent Vampire Volvo jam! What the Hell, man?! 💿✨ #stephaniemeyer #372pageswellnevergetback #372pgs #twilight #twilightsaga #wth #vampirevolvo #edwardcullen #teamedward #readingtime #657pageswellnevergetback #violentmusicpeacefullife @conorlastowka @mst3kaday @rifftrax @bridgetjnelson https://www.instagram.com/p/CExf1rHJIK9/?igshid=10qrzksswsh3z

Ah, 3 pages devoted to Edward trying to drop BIOLOGY! Ending with sliding into the comfort of his vampire Volvo! Stephenie Meyer does not disappoint 🧛🏻‍♂️📚 #twilight #372pageswellnevergetback #rifftrax #sparklyvampires #midnightsun #bookstagram #books #stepheniemeyer #ironicbookclub #twilightsaga #edwardcullen #vampirevolvo #bestseller #vampire #657pageswellnevergetback @conorlastowka @rifftrax @bridgetjnelson @kevinwmurphy @billcorbett https://www.instagram.com/p/CEhXDzspWOE/?igshid=1obdjqg3zwrir

657 pages I’ll never get back 📚 Guess who showed up to watch me while I sleep?! #twilight #372pageswellnevergetback #rifftrax #sparklyvampires #midnightsun #bookstagram #books #stepheniemeyer #ironicbookclub #twilightsaga #bestseller #vampire #657pageswellnevergetback @conorlastowka @rifftrax @bridgetjnelson @kevinwmurphy @billcorbett https://www.instagram.com/p/CEXVAKZJwQ8/?igshid=7o90g3goqtic

‘The word hit Susan right between the eyes “Prime! The kill code is a prime number… think about it!”’ after streaming #hamiltonmusical last night I’m inspired by #linmanuelmiranda to turn a mediocre book into a hip-hop Broadway phenomenon! Anyone interested in a kickstarter for #danbrown #digitalfortress “the Musical”? Dan, you in?
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#372pageswellnevergetback #372pages #sobaditsgood #danbrownbooks #wekidbecausewelove #hatstagram #summerreading 
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