#2x2john

buy me a coffee

EB: is that weird?EB: dave and i used to have sleepovers all the time as kids and we would do that.EB: college is just one big long sleepover with my best friend.EB: it is totally a party but with more existential dread about what am i doing with my life.

EB: i don’t get it.EB: i really don’t understand.EB: why would people want to go out with me?EB: i am kind of a douchebag.EB: to be honest, it is a miracle sol wants to spend time with me.EB: i don’t think karkat wants to date me?EB: he just wants to yell at me a lot for not dating his roommate right.EB: and i think i fucked him up a little bit.EB: dave doesn’t want to date anyone.EB: he is too busy to even spend time with me.EB: plus, we are roommates.EB: if we started dating i think things would get weird.EB: weirder than normal.EB: i don’t think he is interested in something like that.EB: i am ok with just being roommates.

EB: all what suicides?EB: oh my god don’t tell me he has been doing the thing again.

Plus, y'know, John has a great voice and he doesn't mind doing favors for a friend and a roommate, especially not when Dave falls asleep like that with his face set honest and serene

EB: if you are asking about the game...EB: it is something i don't like to think about.EB: so i don't know.EB: he used to mess around with it his freshman and sophomore years of high school, but i think he stopped once he turned 16.EB: i hope he did, anyway.EB: it worries me too much.

EB: i was homeschooled through eighth grade.EB: i didn't go outside for maybe a year and a half after i turned thirteen.EB: when i wanted to hang out with anyone, they had to come over instead of me leaving the house.EB: dad got a protective order and threatened to bankrupt every media outlet in the country.EB: i just wanted to be a normal kid.EB: i only went to high school because dad forced me to.EB: and because by that time they built a set of schools for us.EB: the cherubs went to the academy, i think they might still be there.EB: the trolls had their boarding school.EB: and us kids went to our own school.EB: the security was really good!EB: no one was allowed in who didn't have a reason to be there.EB: so for the most part i went through high school ok.EB: i did a three years out kind of interview at one point and i think that eased the pressure.EB: i still get people at absu who want pictures or recognize me by sight.EB: and it doesn't help that i live with a perpetual attention seeking machine.EB: but for the most part things are much better now.EB: i feel like i have breathing room.EB: and if i notice anyone skulking around, i blow them off.EB: hehe, literally.EB: strike up little whirlwinds and get debris caught in the focal length so all they get is a blur.