#superanthem

who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave: Steph, no contest. she hates the little things and wanted to see them explode, but the result was much much better

who forgot to put the cat outside before sex: I want to say it's Cass' fault because it's her brother's cat and her house (and in some instances her apartment and her cat) and Steph is allergic as fuck but it's always Steph. it's always because she loves cats and wants to be their friends BUT SHE'S SO ALLERGIC AND OH GOD NOW SHE'S SNEEZING AND THERE'S A RASH UNIVERSE WHY

who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit: lbr it's Steph posting vines of herself doing embarrasing shit. the girl lives for vines, but is also hella clumsy and gravity hates her, so she tries to make a cool vine that starts something like "HEY CASS LOOK AT THE COOL NEW THING I CAN DO" and it always ends in her face on the pavement, tears and maybe a wahhhbulance.

who breaks the most phones: you'd think it would be Steph and her horrible, clumsy luck but no--she treats that thing like royalty because yeah she can't afford another one without babysitting every day for a month again but Cass CASS oh jeez the girl just has horrible luck with phones and technology in general phones just don't like her the shortest time she's ever owned a phone is a week and a half and Alfred just doesn't understand why he keeps having to buy miss cain a new phone every few months

who dies first: :((( I've never exactly seen Steph as having the most reliable lifespan in their line of work

which one I could see as being lactose intolerant: probably Cass, and she's totally okay with that, because she prefers soy milk and healthy yogurt before her morning yoga anyway whereas Steph can't live without cheese

who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t: ...Steph, I mean that's kind of her M.O

who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed: Steph is warm and loves cuddles but dear god in heaven she snores like a fucking truck and moves like a worm and Cass is just like please I need to sleep GET OUT WOMAN

hmMMM

WOW idk its been so long since ive drawn really anything and now everything looks gross :/// 

motp!Karkat: PRETTY WELL UNTIL THE INEVITABLE CREAMPIE OF AWKWARD FUCKEDUPNESS BEING SMEARED ON OUR FACES. I SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT COMING, I MEAN, ESTABLISHING SOME KIND OF RAPPORT WITH SOMEONE ELSE OUTSIDE OF ALL FUCKING CONTRACTUAL AND PROFESSIONAL REASONS? NAH, THE UNIVERSE WOULDN'T HAVE ITS ENTERTAINEMENT QUOTIENT OUT OF WATCHING ME FREAK THE FUCK OUT OVER MY ASSHOLE SUMMONER AND MAKING EVERYTHING AWKWARD WITH THE NEW PERSON.

THE UNIVERSE IS A BAG OF HUMAN ASSHOLES, CONTINUALLY PUSHING OUT FRAGANT TURDS OF FUNNY ESCAPADES FOR ME TO PARTAKE IN.

THANK FUCK I WAS JUST MEETING WITH HER FOR AN INTERVIEW AND NOT BECAUSE OF ANY PREEXISTING PERSONAL LIKING OR TESTING FOR POTENTIAL FRIENDSHIP.

motp!rose: I fear this question is entirely dependent upon whether Kankri will ever decide to get off his ass then proceed to actually inhabit this body, rather than just piloting it from his nest in its brain.

The level of trouble he has is not fully because his body is ungainly, takes up too much spaces. The disproportionate size of his various appendages does not help, for sure, but the root cause is that he does not take risks, as well as not paying attention when his body is doing what he wants it to do, then disbelieves his ability to push himself, then mishandles things, gets hurt or worse, embarrassed!… Then does not take risks.

I suspect part of it is that as a Seer he is inclined toward intellectualizing things, also to observing more than he participates. Knights — human Knights, at any rate — are demonstrably more physical, more active than most Seers; this likely contributes.

But in the end, Kankri fails at handling his body better than he does because Kankri does not practice, then sees every failure as a sign that he is disabled, as such above any “mockery” that reminds him that his lot might get better with some exercise or experimentation.