stephcass!
who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave: Steph, no contest. she hates the little things and wanted to see them explode, but the result was much much better
who forgot to put the cat outside before sex: I want to say it's Cass' fault because it's her brother's cat and her house (and in some instances her apartment and her cat) and Steph is allergic as fuck but it's always Steph. it's always because she loves cats and wants to be their friends BUT SHE'S SO ALLERGIC AND OH GOD NOW SHE'S SNEEZING AND THERE'S A RASH UNIVERSE WHY
who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit: lbr it's Steph posting vines of herself doing embarrasing shit. the girl lives for vines, but is also hella clumsy and gravity hates her, so she tries to make a cool vine that starts something like "HEY CASS LOOK AT THE COOL NEW THING I CAN DO" and it always ends in her face on the pavement, tears and maybe a wahhhbulance.
who breaks the most phones: you'd think it would be Steph and her horrible, clumsy luck but no--she treats that thing like royalty because yeah she can't afford another one without babysitting every day for a month again but Cass CASS oh jeez the girl just has horrible luck with phones and technology in general phones just don't like her the shortest time she's ever owned a phone is a week and a half and Alfred just doesn't understand why he keeps having to buy miss cain a new phone every few months
who dies first: :((( I've never exactly seen Steph as having the most reliable lifespan in their line of work
which one I could see as being lactose intolerant: probably Cass, and she's totally okay with that, because she prefers soy milk and healthy yogurt before her morning yoga anyway whereas Steph can't live without cheese
who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t: ...Steph, I mean that's kind of her M.O
who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed: Steph is warm and loves cuddles but dear god in heaven she snores like a fucking truck and moves like a worm and Cass is just like please I need to sleep GET OUT WOMAN
who uses the computer most: Steph for schoolwork and blogging and social media and sometimes it's a wonder she ever gets any crime fighting done at all










