#2pheadcanon

Allies

2p America: ”That’s despacito for illegal“

2p Canada: “i tried it once with my feet ,was disappointed” 

2p England: “Allen bby ,Get out of here with that nasty shit ,thx”

2p France:”THIS LADY JUST GAVE ME A PAMPHLET AND WAS LIKE ”hello my brother Jesus loves you” IM SOBBING”

2p China: “You just missed out on this superb dildo conversation at work”

2p Russia: “I can’t fucking sleep help”

Axis

2p Germany: “I’d take it up the ass if a guy had one of these. No homo tho”

2p Italy:”drag me into a voice channel and scream“

2p Japan: “Someone asked if your name was from a pornstar actress“

2p Romano: “I’m told I sound gay. That’s fair”

2p america: air horn. (96% evil)

 2p canada: kraft dinner as orange juice. (88% evil)

 2p england: mayonnaise as toothpaste. (10% evil)

 2p france: personal lubricant instead of hand sanitizer. (50% evil)

 2p russia: cups of water. (40% evil)

 2p china: soy sauce instead of coke. (99% evil)

 2p italy: key board garden. (60% evil)

 2p germany: play-doh as gum.  (80% evil)

 2p japan: switch out the chocolate chip bread for the cinnamon raisin flavor. (101% evil do not do this unless you’re tired of having friends)

2p america: blood goes south, gets hot, can’t think of something else

2p canada: stares, blushes, gets clumsy

2p england: stutters, BLUSHESS, rattles

2p france: [hisses] what is this new feeling.

2p russia: i’m sick? Searches symptons on google.

2p china: makes lame jokes, rattles, blood goes anywhere but his head. (;))

2p italy: FLIRTING INTENSIVES

2p germany: (see 2p america)

2p japan: gets funny feeling in stomach, thinks he ate something bad

2p prussia: BLUSHING MESS, STUTTERS, C L U M S Y

Now that he knows, you’ll never get out of these clothes: 2P FRANCE, 2p china, 2p japan, 2p england, 2p prussia, 2p lovino

Isn’t aware of it bcs sleeps like a fucking log: 2P GERMANY, 2p china, 2p canada, 2p lovino

Is aware and gets irritated/worried by your little habit:2P JAPAN, 2p russia

2p canada: …

2p canada: I got her machine

2p america: Her answering machine?

2p canada: No, interestingly enough her leafblower picked up.

2p america: Don’t worry babydoll, i’m all yours; or do i have to show you? B) (Will take your feelings into account and spends more time with you)

2p canada: no need to be jealous and all, you know you’re my maple leaf, nobody can replace my maple leaf. ( will continue to see the other person, but limits the time)

2p england: Oh gosh, i didn’t know you felt that way! I’m sorry poppet, you should’ve said so, does it make you feel better i can stop seeing […] ( immediately stops seeing the other person)

2p france: hm. Lets go on a date. (Avoids conflict and spoils you)

2p china: kittin’ what ya mad about? Jealous of [..]? Really now? Does my kittin miss me too much heh. (Avoids confrontation and will turn it into an ego boost)

2p russia: It was pure on a professional level, no need for jealousy. You know how i l-like you.

2p italy: mia bella prinsecsia, how could ever anyone replace you? ( will cut cords with the other person and showers you in compliments)

2p germany: Will never figure it out unless you tell him.

2p england: Don’t insult him!!