#2380

STOP SEE VER https://medium.com/@cleoenfaserem/pictorial-for-a-naked-eye-adult-ca0e21027a6c

A stranger compliments my hair. It's a small thing, Just a passing comment, Unsolicited. I cradle it all the way home, Shielding its fragile skin from the outside world, And carefully hide it away with the extra bottles of shampoo and conditioner.

Looks like Karkat was on the money after all. Vriska honestly hates Tavros, so this can only be black romance. 

Actually, she’s not sure if the romance is red or black - which, to be honest, is more surprising than the kiss. 

How could Vriska think for a second that she holds any affection whatsoever for Tavros? 

I can’t tell if she’s changing her mind, or if pushing people around is just how you express kismesis ‘affection’. 

VRISKA, I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD. 

If you do this, there ain’t no going back. 

There are some depths even Vriska Serket won't sink to, and I thank god and Hussie for that.

So THAT'S why she had you make this dress for her??? And you just went along with it like a sucker. Argh, you are such an IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Something tells me Kanaya’s redrom wasn’t as ‘pale’ as she was pretending. 

And Vriska’s a telepath! She knew Kanaya liked her, and she manipulated her into helping set up this roleplay! That’s a whole new dimension of shitty. 

MOTHERSPRITE: There there, sweetheart.

Careful, Momsprite - you're only single-prototyped!

Being a kid and growing up. It's hard and nobody understands.

Don't give up, Kanaya. 

I know you love the light, but Vriska isn’t the only Light Player around...

The problem is that when the subject of troll romance is broached, our sparing human intellects instantly assume the most ingratiating posture of surrender imaginable.