#23456

well, i saw widows last night and i’m all fucked-up about it today!

it wasn’t ~bad. in fact objectively i think it was very good in terms of script, direction, acting, pacing, all of that. 

the simplest explanation is that i thought it was going to be my kind of movie, and it wasn’t. last year tumblr user hotelsongs looked me deep in the eyes and informed me, extremely correctly, that my ideal genre is COZY CRIME. widows is not cozy crime! widows is a grim, gritty, literary character exploration wrapped up in violent race/class/gentrification/organized crime drama, with a heist as a point of reference. my parents saw it before i did and enjoyed it, which was in retrospect a very clear red flag, though i was too hopeful to admit it.

what i WANTED was an energetic, if dark, heist, in which the husbands are swiftly, lovingly fridged, and the wives end up having a nice vindicating bisexual misandrist time.

anyway, four of us saw it together. two of us didn’t care for it, and two of us liked it quite a bit. i still need a little exorcism, so under the cut are spoilers and things i wish i’d been warned about. trigger warnings up the wazoo.

5068 Glenwood Way, Virginia Beach, VA 23456

Beautiful Glenwood Townhouse With Golf Course View!

Property Details for 5068 Glenwood WAY, Virginia Beach, VA 23456

This beautiful, spacious 3 bedroom 2 1/2 bath townhouse in a highly desirable neighborhood was recently fully renovated. Upgrades include but not limited to custom cabinets with granite countertops in both kitchen and baths, Home Legend pet friendly (scratch resistant) flooring, new windows and doors, new appliances, new light fixtures including ceiling fans. Fenced yard with a view of the Honeybee Golf Course. Hurry and make this gorgeous home yours today!

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Subdivision: GLENWOOD – 418

Address: 5068 Glenwood WAY

City: Virginia Beach

State: VA

Zip: 23456

Area: 47 – South Central 2 Virginia Beach

Property Type: Condo/Townhouse/Co-Op

Listing ID: 10204727 

Schools

Jr. / Mid: Salem Middle

Elementary: Salem Elementary

Sr. / High: Salem

Interior Features

Bedrooms: 3

Total Baths: 2.1

Full Baths: 2

Partial Baths: 1

Sq. Feet: 1,453

Interior: Bar, Fireplace Wood, Pull Down Attic Stairs; Flooring: Carpet, Wood

Appliances: Dishwasher, Disposal, Microwave, Elec Range, Refrigerator

Air: Central Air

Heat: Electric

Exterior & Lot Details

Stories: 2

Style: Townhouse; 2 Living Lvl

Exterior: Cul-De-Sac; Fencing: Back Fenced

Construction: Vinyl

Garage: Garage Det 1 Car, Driveway Spc

Utilities: City/County; City/County;

Year Built: 1989

HOA Description: Clubhouse, Playgrounds, Pool

Lot Size: 2274 sq ft

View: Golf

Waterfront: Not Waterfront

Pool: No Pool

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