Backyard Cleanup
The sun was beating down on the backyard as Jake stood bent over, jeans and underwear pulled down around his thighs, ass pushed out. Sweat glistened on his muscular back while he grunted, knees slightly bent over the shallow hole he’d dug earlier.
It had started yesterday afternoon.
His annoying neighbor, Kyle — that nosy, scrawny little shit who always complained about Jake’s music and parties — had finally pushed him too far. When Kyle came over yelling about “noise pollution” again, Jake had snapped. He grabbed the smaller man by the collar, dragged him inside, and swallowed him alive right there in the living room.
Kyle had put up a decent fight for his size. He’d kicked, squirmed, and cursed the entire way down, but that only made the swallows more satisfying. Jake still remembered the way Kyle’s head had bulged out his throat, followed by the heavy, sloshing drop as the rest of him landed in his stomach. By the time Jake’s belly was round and full, Kyle was just a writhing, shouting lump.
Jake had spent the rest of the day relaxing, rubbing his gut, feeling Kyle slowly break down. The digestion had been loud and aggressive. Hours of deep gurgles, churns, and occasional desperate struggles as his powerful stomach turned the loudmouth neighbor into thick sludge.
Now, the next morning, it was time to let what remained of Kyle out.
“Fuck… here it comes,” Jake grunted, spreading his legs a little wider.
He pushed hard. A long, wet fart ripped out first, followed by the heavy plop… plop… splat of the first thick logs hitting the dirt. Jake’s face tightened with effort and relief as he kept pushing. What used to be Kyle — now just dark, smooth waste mixed with scraps of clothing and a couple of small, unrecognizable bone fragments — slid out of him in heavy coils.
“Should’ve kept your mouth shut, Kyle,” Jake muttered with a smirk, breathing heavily. “All that bitching… and now you’re just shit in my backyard.”
Another firm push sent a thicker log tumbling down, followed by a wet splat. Jake reached back and spread one cheek, feeling the last of his former neighbor slide out. His stomach had shrunk significantly overnight, but he still had a nice, soft paunch left — the perfect reminder of the extra protein he’d packed away.
Once he was finished, Jake straightened up, pulled his jeans back over his hips, and looked down into the hole with a satisfied expression. What remained of Kyle was now just a steaming pile of waste baking in the morning sun.
Jake grabbed the shovel leaning against the tree, casually scooped some dirt over the mess, and patted it down.
“Should’ve been a better neighbor, dude,” he chuckled, wiping sweat from his brow. “At least you made good fertilizer.”
He adjusted his cap, gave his softened gut one last pat, and headed back toward the house like it was just another normal morning.

















