#2020.11

#犬 #日常

そういえばこのタンブラー、いつぐらいから記録が残ってるんだっけ？と辿ってみたら2016年ぐらいからぽつぽつ残っていることが判明して、ヒェェ10年……と震え上がっています。多分本格的に書き始めたのはもう少し後なんですが、10年前に撮った写真とかが出てくるとヒェェ……となりがち。もうそんなに経ってる？

記事には毎回写真を撮った日付と場所(県＋市町村名)をタグで付けるようにしているので、色々後から記憶を探る時に便利です。グッジョブ過去の自分。

結構色々と飽きやすい質なんですが、Tumblrは8年ぐらい？続いています。学生時代から何かを溜めていくのが好きで、高校時代は勉強ノートにナンバーを付けて、その冊数が増えていくのをにやにやしながら眺めていて、大学時代〜20代は二次創作にハマり、書いた二次創作小説のファイルにやっぱりナンバーを付けて、3桁とかになっていくのをにやにや眺め、そして30代からはTumblrに代わった……という次第なので、書いた日記の厚みをスクロールしてはにやにやしています。内容の質とかは関係なく、量だけの話です。

とにかく溜めていくのが好きなので、昨今のブログサイトサ終問題を見ては肝を冷やしています。せっせと溜めた日記が消える……だと……？Tumblrにはできることなら永遠に溜めさせてほしい。

日記には、その時の心のありようを文章化してスッキリする人もいれば、私のように1日1日溜めてニヤニヤする人間もいるんだ。そんな人は他にもいないだろうか。ただ私の周囲の人に、何かしら日記を書いて毎日上げています、などと言おうものなら大抵「毎日！？」とドン引きされるので言わないようにしています(経験済み)。

Complete fics posted on AO3 this day

1. Bathroom Service by DustAndSins [E, 1k]

►Draco plans on having his way with Harry before the night is out. Never mind that they're at a party and hate each other.

2. Between You And Me by ridleyrey [E, 11k]

►Harry and Draco have a secret fling during fifth year. Harry's anger is running away with him and so is Draco's arrogance, but somehow, the two sworn enemies meet in the middle.

3. Lie Awake by @theestarryknight [T, 4k]

►Draco Malfoy is in danger. It's the only thing Harry can think as he flies through the air in the dead of the night to save him.

4. night view by @jboyegah [T, 2k]

►Draco visits Muggle clubs to escape his infamy back home. Of course, obscurity can’t last forever.

5. The Truth Hurts by HarryPotterIsBi [E, 2k]

►As they pulled out of their kiss, Harry just rested his forehead against Draco’s. He didn’t want to think about the school, about the upcoming war, about anything other than the boy in front of him.

6. Twelve Hours by @teawithpotter [T, 4k]

►Draco and Harry have been friends for about a year when an unexpected day comes along.

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Fest/Exchange

1. Color Me Enamored by @peachpety [E, 3k]

►Draco finds Harry soaking in a rainbow bubble bath and wants to engage in conversation. Harry just wants to unwind and think about his silver fox assistant, ok? Emotions run high and the bubbles can barely keep up. ★ HP Suds Fest 2020 | @hpsudsfest

2. The Spoiling of Sex From Enthusiastic Ignorance by Anonymous [E, 6k]

►Draco is going to lose his virginity, so help him god, and he's going to lose it to one Harry Potter. Why? Because of his big cock, his status as The Top Five Quidditch Players in England, and Witch Weekly's Most-Eligible Bachelor for eight years straight. [...] ★ 2020 Harry/Draco Sex Fair | @hd-fan-fair

3. you killed me on the moon by Anonymous [E, 4k]

水木しげる先生

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#猫 #犬

とうとう猫と犬をご対面させてみました。

先住の犬と、新入りの猫。今までは、私が猫を抱いたまま犬に顔見せしていたので、2匹とも野放しの状態は初めてです。

最初の顔見せの時は、少し警戒はしていたものの、犬の方は意外とすぐに尻尾を振って寄ってきました。猫の方は、初めて見るでかい毛むくじゃらの生き物に怯え切っていて、完全に毛を逆立てて威嚇。

しかし犬は、猫云々よりあくまで自分を構ってほしいばかり。いつもなら撫で回してくれる人間の腕に見慣れない何かが抱かれている！と、犬にしては衝撃だったのでしょう。猫に嫉妬心を抱いたのか、いつも以上に擦り寄ってきて、腹を見せて転がって「撫でろ」アピール。そんな犬にシャーシャー威嚇し回る猫。

２匹に挟まれた人間は、犬を撫で回しつつ暴れる猫を宥めて板挟み状態です。

そのうち猫も犬に慣れてくれるだろうか、と何回か猫を抱いてご対面させてみたのですが、一向にこの状態は変わりません。私はただ、大きな犬と小さな子猫が寄り添って寝る夢の構図を見てみたいだけなんだよ……。

で、もういっそのこと私を間に置かずに２匹だけでご対面させたら何か変わるのでは！？という荒療治が本日というわけです。

もし犬が嫉妬の炎を燃やし続けて、猫に対して攻撃的にならないかだけが不安でしたが、いざ対面させてみると、犬は尻尾を振りながら猫に近付いていくではありませんか。

お？？？これは、夢の添い寝に近付いたか？？

猫の方はやっぱり警戒して、ストーブの陰へと逃げ込みます。そして近付いてくる犬に「フシャアァ！」と威嚇。

すると今度は犬の方が怯えてしまい、尻尾インさせて後退り……。ちょ、お前、このビビり犬！

へっぴり腰でオロオロする犬を目の当たりにして、何だか猫が強気になってきました。

ストーブの後ろから出てきて、低い声で威嚇しながら犬に向かっていきます。

そして最終的には形勢逆転。逃げる犬を猫が追いかけ回すようになってしまいました。

あくまで友好的に接したい犬と、好戦的な猫、困惑する犬、勝ち誇る猫……。

この状態を見た母親が

「お前ね！こんだけでかい図体して、何年もここにいるのに何主導権奪われてんの！先輩なら先輩らしく新入りをきちっとしつけなさいよ！」

と犬を叱り、何かもう踏んだり蹴ったりの可哀想な犬なのでした。

ちょっと犬に優しくしてやらねば、しょぼくれてしまいそうだなぁ…。

何よそのドヤ顔。

犬、猫が怖くてこちらに近付けません。

Complete fics posted on AO3 this day

1. As Tender Is The Moon, So Fierce Is The Sun by Clueless_Pigeons [E, 6k]

►If there is one thing Harry Potter has learnt from living with Draco Malfoy, it’s that on Halloween he goes all out on their costumes.

2. Hogwarts Halloween Treasure Hunt by @drarrysht [T, 3k]

►McGonagall organizes a Halloween Treasure Hunt in pairs. Harry is intending on going with Ron. Draco is intending on going with Blaise. Ron falls through the stairs and breaks his leg and Blaise's arm. Draco and Harry have to go together. They discover things through the night.

3. Mirror, Mirror by @themightyflynn08 [E, 2k]

►An innocent-seeming comment from Harry enlightens Draco to what he has been missing out on.

4. No Tricks, Only Sweets by @robin-ess [T, 3k]

►In which Scorpius wants to be a non-cheating princess, Teddy's a snarky pre-teen, Harry's just as excited as the literal kids to hoard candy, and Draco's not going to wear a milkmaid costume, thank you very much.

5. Peace, Love, and Sunflowers, Motherf**kers by @peachpety [M, 1k]

►Harry enlists Draco to be his plus one to show-up his ex at a couples Halloween pub party.

6. Release Me by @sethsevolution [E, 14k]

►Where Harry makes an appointment with a muggle BDSM escort service.

7. Save You by @queenkatelynthearistocrat [E, 8k]

►Draco has internalized homophobia because Lucius is a dick, and Harry wants to teach him what it's like to be free

8. Talking Is Key by @ununquadius [G, 1k]

►Draco feels insecure in his relationship with Harry, so he asks Lucius for advice.

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Fest/Exchange

1. Tonight’s the Night (Gonna Be Alright) by Anonymous [E, 9k]

Complete fics posted on AO3 this day

1. Beauty and the Beast by @aminathescorpio [E, 13k]

►Draco never expected that he would end up trapped in a castle full of talking objects and a monstrous beast.

2. Draco Malfoy & the Curious Case of Vulnerability by niemi_rovan [G, 12k]

►Draco apologises to Harry Potter in the least conventional and most unsophisticated manner. A normal person would consider him crazy, but not Potter. It only tempts him closer.

3. For Better or For Worse by @orpheous87 [T, 10k]

►Draco Malfoy and Pansy Parkinson have been best friends forever, so when Pansy asks Draco to help plan her wedding, he's all too happy to help. Harry doesn't mind at first, but as it gets closer and closer to the wedding, and Draco is spending more and more time with Pansy, he finds it hard to be okay with it. Little does he know that Draco isn't just planning Pansy's wedding.

4. When The Smoke Clears by GoldFrostbite13 [M, 158k]

Complete fics posted on AO3 this day

1. Dining with the in-laws by @cequonveut [T, 4k]

►Harry Potter faces the greatest struggle in his life: dinner alone with his in-laws, Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy!

2. Draco Malfoy and the Talon Brand by starbrigid [M, 226k]

►[...] The only certainty left to Draco is his own power, which is becoming stronger and stranger and more and more dangerous. Almost as dangerous as how much he loves Harry Potter.

3. Meet Cute by @rewmariewrites [T, 4k]

►It may be important to note that Draco Malfoy meets the love of his life when he is twenty-five years old. [...]

4. Up the Duff by CorvetteClaire [E, 86k]

►Draco Potter is hugely pregnant and (much to his surprise) enjoying himself. He loves having Harry fuss over him and looks forward to adding another Potter to their little family. Unfortunately for Draco, his parents have found out about their impending grandchild and have no intention of letting him separate them from this child, as he did from Bob (Felix). [...]

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Fest/Exchange

1. what will this change? (everything) by @ibelieveinahappilyeverafter [T, 3k]

►Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter have never gotten along as everyone in their lives will attest to. That's about to change when their so called 'friends' betray them and force them all to go on a group vacation together. It goes better than they would have expected. ★ Drarropoly '20: Founders Edition | @gameofdrarry

2. Your Secret's Safe With Me by tinarennat [G, 3k]

Complete fics posted on AO3 this day

1. Fever by ImmortalAcorn [M, 3k]

►I love you. Your eyes are my favourite colour. I want to kiss you all the time. I want to argue with you about all your bad habits I hate. I want to take your hand and introduce you as my boyfriend. [...]

2. I Am You First by @genzfanfix [G, 1k]

►Harry and Draco have been dating for 2 years, and boy has it been a ride. Draco has planned a beautiful anniversary dinner in Paris, but he isn't the only one who has plans for the evening.

3. There Will Be Time. by dracoseratonin [T, 62k]

►With his mental health steadily deteriorating and an impossible task weighing down on his shoulders, Draco Malfoy’s will to live is becoming weaker and weaker as the days pass by. Upon choosing a date and time, Draco stands at the top of the astronomy tower, revelling in the final moments of his life when Harry Potter pulls him back to safety and promises to save his life. Now Draco must fight a new battle within him and decide whether he will love the boy who lived or betray him.

4. These Bare Eyes by terianoen [E, 25k]

►With Voldemort gone, not all of Hogwarts problems are solved. [...] Regardless of the fact that Severus finds himself distraught by Lucius' simple question, Harry confused by Draco's affectionate behavior, and Draco left with the impossible task of trying to figure out how to be a werewolf and a boyfriend at the same time.

5. Two Hours Later by @lazywonderlvnd [E, 6k]

►Two hours after the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry runs into Malfoy outside the Room of Requirement and returns his wand.

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Fest/Exchange

1. i just want your extra time and your... by Anonymous [E, 9k]