Didn’t hit post limit yesterday, so I’m not going to today, either. 

And like, I get it. But I disagree. I think smoking is actually really attractive, it’s one of the first questions I ask people when I meet them and I’m interested in getting to know them on any level. (=Besides, when you offer someone a cigarette, you do a few things: You break the ice. You find out whether they smoke or not. And you have an excuse to talk to them for a little bit, while you smoke. If someone doesn’t smoke, they tend to think “Oh, I’m better than you, because I’m living a healthy life,” or they take it upon themselves to be your personal, obnoxious cheerleader who’s going to help you quit. No, sweetheart. Nothing you say is going to make me quit smoking, and the more you harp on me for it, the less I want to be around you. I love being able to smoke with somebody, it’s just… it’s weird. I don’t even know where I’m going with this, I just wanted to get this off my chest.