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"This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them." - Gracie Allen, 57

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Hello, fellow waffle maker >:P
@wafflemaker-offical
hello there /ref
yo lowkey we should collect more waffle irons itd be ballin
Today somebody tried to throw eggs at me.
In the middle of the street.
From an approximately 6th story balcony.
And I, obviously, spent like 15min figuring out from which window the eggs (2) were thrown based on their splat and how far I would be able to throw them and which balcony/window would throw it based on if they were open, half open or closed and how high they were and which one would have the highest chance of not encountering a stray branch from the trees directly in front of the apartment block.
Honestly kudos to the egg thrower, it was practically a perfect crime if not for the fact that he didn't hit me. He had a really shitty aim. The first time he threw the egg it landed like, 3m behind me, which I haven't noticed. Only when he threw the second one, that landed in front of me, did I start paying attention.
This whole thing felt like a glitch in the gamecode, like an enemy spawning in the green zone and getting deleted immediately after it hits the player/NPC.
So yeh, I hope I encounter you again, shitty egg thrower
i made brownies and didn't burn anything ayy
I need to fucking eat something i havenāt eaten in like 12+ hours then school and shit gets in the way so fuckinnng GREAT

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6.25.26 | Wednesday
Food I made yesterday
my crack team of internet addled 16-24 year olds have been working day and night to invent a belief system that is near identical to that of the average white father in the 1950s. No its ok we are using words that are newer and also dumber.
āegg eggā
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Well now, I reckon folks donāt often ponder the art hid within whatās already made. Black-out poetry - thatās a fine example. Itās where you take a full page, words nā all, then cover most of it up. Whatās left? A whole new piece, crafted from what remains.
Itās kinda like takinā old junk, reworkinā it into a fresh contraption. One manās tossed-away stuff turns into a marvel, with purpose the first fella never saw. Same with this poetry - a buried voice rises, formed from the refuse of somethinā bigger.
It aināt about addinā more. Itās about cuttinā out the excess, clearinā clutter, so truth stands bare. Thereās art in reduction - the real trick is knowinā what to keep.
When I make somethinā, I donāt start from nothinā. I take steel, bolts, tools - all known stuff - and turn āem into a build that works. Black-out poetry? Itās a cousin to that sort of craft. Words twisted into a new shape, holdinā fresh meaninā, while the rest fades.
All that effort, mind you, leads to a sort of rebirth - a new voice from old words. It's kinda like crackin' an egg.
well said
āegg eggā