Kate: Oh my god…what happened…

Ghost: Soap and I brought her to base the other day and every time she walked by someone she would pull their arm and say “Hi, I’m callsign Breeze and I have two daddies” and then keeps walking

Ghost: The day she found out she called Price and said “GRANDPA! I GOTS TWO DADDIES!”

Ghost: She thinks we’ve all been lying to her so when she confronted Soap and me her thick Scottish accent came out so imagine your 3 year old beating on your door at 6am yelling in a thick Scottish accent and then insisting on calling her grandpa to tell him

*Nik come walking into Soap and Ghost’s house and takes both kids and their bags just like him and Price did to Farah and Alex a few minutes ago*

Soap: …Should we tell them that their diaper bags are empty?

Gaz: Why are you yelling at me! I didn’t give you any grandkids!

Price: I SAW YOU GIVE 20 POUNDS TO FARALEX BABY AFER SHE CALLED ME PEPAW!

Ghost: First day of leave Breeze started trying to hide Riley in her room so he can sleep in there with her

Ghost: I’ve found Riley in the closet, ‘under’ her rug, in her pile of stuffed animals, ‘behind’ her pillows and at the foot of her bead with the blankets thrown over him

Soap: Why?

Ghost: AC because she’s so cool and we can give her the call sign breeze

Alex: She was in the mess hall sharing her cookies with Gaz and she see’s me and Farah coming so she takes the cookie out of her mouth and breaks off a piece for me and Farah

Alex: We can’t say no because we’re her parents and if anyone say’s no to accepting her sharing her food she will cry

Gaz, babysitting Joker: *calling Kate on the phone*

Gaz: Hey, I have a question about toddlers. Okay, so, HOW THE FUCK AND WHAT THE FUCK!?