THE GRAND FINALE
Who are the gayest Shakespeare couple?
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern (Hamlet)
Olivia and Viola, aka Cesario (Twelfth Night)

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THE GRAND FINALE
Who are the gayest Shakespeare couple?
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern (Hamlet)
Olivia and Viola, aka Cesario (Twelfth Night)

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three pages into Twelfth Night and I gotta say, my girl Viola is insane
twelfth night is so funny because despite the fact that all of the final couples are straight, it's IMPOSSIBLE to put on a production of twelfth night where everyone is portrayed as Strictly Heterosexual. you can make viola as straight as you want, but if orsino only has a crush on AND olivia immediately loses her interest in viola when she reveals that she's a woman, then the play doesn't feel right.
twelfth night (1996) really said "if i cannot find homoerotic subtext, i will create it"
anyways i was listening to gay pirates by cosmo jarvis so have this gay pirate

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X is for...
“I protest, I take these wise men, that crow so at these set kind of fools, no better than the fools' zanies.” (12N)
“Some carry-tale, some please-man, some slight zany...” (LLL)
While we’re at the end of the alphabet, a shout out to Socrates’ Xanthippe.
What should I do with Viola aka Cesario?
Have them x Olivia and them x Orsino as separate entries
Enter Orsino / Viola / Olivia as a throuple
(For context Viola is one of the crossdressing protagonists, known as Cesario while they're in the guise of a man, but they have so much genderqueer energy that their relationships with both Olivia and Orsino are simultaneously very gay coded lmao)
that last post reminded me. out of all of the takes on viola in regards to gender that i've seen, i like the narrative of her as a trans woman the most for a lot of reasons, but mostly because it seems more fitting to the fact that viola is obviously distressed and feels trapped while pretending to be a man, whereas i would assume that most cis women would feel more exhaustion than distress while playing the role of a man.