#12daysoftea

There was another event that unfortunately called for the gathering of Castleport’s 2009 Glee Club - Castleport’s biggest event in decades, the opening and dedication to the Rachel Berry, ‘Little Shop of Horror’s’. Some may have thought it went on without a hitch, but my eyes and ears tell me otherwise.

I’m told there was a fight in Mason’s dressing room backstage before the performance began with @snixxem and @castleporthudson. They were seen entering his dressing room about a half hour before the performance. Soon after entering I’m told things got loud; like Castleport was going to lose another door to two men barreling out of it, loud. Santana Lopez was heard between shouts, doing nothing at all but making things worse - as usual. Soon after they left, and it’s been confirmed Santana was pulling Finn out and at least one of his hands were in fist.

Were they there to rattle Mason, Rachel Berry’s dear friend and one of her only confidants? Taking advantage of an online ‘white flag’ that had been waved if Finn Hudson showed up as Finn Hudson. But no surprise, with or without the badge, Finn is still a jackass. Let’s not forget Grilled Cheesus Gate.

Among the shouts four things were made clear:

1. Mason doesn’t support Finn Hudson’s position on the still unsolved Rachel Berry case - and I think I speak for 57% of us: we agree, mason.

2. Finn Hudson’s temper is a problem.

3. Santana is still a bootycall and at one point may have confided in Mason she was afraid Finn just saw her as that. 29 and still insecure enough to be shooting PTA mom’s death glares….and she said she didn’t peak in high school.

What is jobless, (soon to be) badge-less, and tacky? William Schuester.

Do you know who has never peaked, but remained lukewarm through out their life? William Schuester.

Do you know who had an affair with Rachel Berry up until her disappearance? William Schuester.

I know many had assumed by the vague report typed up by some sub-par Gazette ‘reporter’ and Sheriff Lopez’s obscure statement, something happened between the disgraced Schuester, and Castleport’s beloved Rachel Berry - but your assumptions barely touch the surface of this cover-up.

‘ Some evidence came to light that could potentially tamper with the case and Deputy Schuester -’

‘some evidence’ must refer to their dating history which began in March and ended August 31st - when Rachel Berry disappeared. My personal sources tell us his shock and awe seemed genuine when the discovery of her abandoned car swept through the stations airways. Despite his delusions, Will was never much of an actor, so I too, agree his actions following the news was unadulterated. He wouldn’t have the talent to convey anything but his raw emotions.

But we’ve all been wrong before. He did hide his relationship for at least the first two weeks of the investigation…..

(here is some stocking stuffer tea: there is always room for doubt, especially for the least likely types.)

Sources tell me it was a journal that broke the news to the now disgraced Sheriff Lopez. Their elicit affair was just the tip of the iceberg, though. The text messages sent between the pair only two days before that fateful day is what triggered the unexpected and sloppy push of Will Schuester off the case and out of the limelight.

Ho, ho, ho (and don’t worry, I’m not just sending out the thong signal to you, Santana) I’m here for some holiday cheer, brought to you by other’s business. Maybe it’ll be once, twice, three days a week, but for 12 days out of this month, you will get the holiday tea.

It will be a variety of Castleport PD’s incompetency, more exclusives about the Rachel Berry case, who is sleeping with who they shouldn’t be, and everything the elite wouldn’t want you to see.  To join in on the festivities, make sure to drop by my inbox. We’re going to make sure the holidays are extra special this year.

To kick the #12daysoftea I had to start with an oldie, but a goodie - the town’s thoughts on Finn’s competency. And, for the first time, this is a Castleport poll not paid for by the Elite. (emoji) And as expected, the majority (56%) think that Finn Hudson cannot handle the case and will not potentially solve it.

The question has been asked more than once, where is James Evans? 

It’s no surprise with the recent events people are more inclined to take tally of who is around and isn’t. And James, well, can you find a town drunk more beloved and sought out for inebriated entertainment than him? Nope; because no one quite boozes and publicly fails like him. Which is why, I’m happy to say he’s in rehab. 

Rock Harbor Recovery, to be exact. Not only is it a facility with the expected comforts, but it is much more. Was this why @inkedsevans​ sold his Boston tattoo shop and moved back home? To possibly be able to afford this nice, and I mean NICE (take a look for yourself) rehab. Did Sam make the decision to bitterly work at the bar, and at someone else’s tattoo shop because who else would took care of it? I think he’s been there for awhile, as in, over thirty days. I guess this wasn’t just a little problem (or even his first go around...?) so they had to cash in for months. You know, for the real stubborn cases. What do you think? Will it last...? 

This time it’s the fifty plus crowd that’s providing today’s serving of cport tea. Excuse the bitterness; it’s inspired by the spite of a disgruntled and unsatisfied Deputy Chang. 

Ex-lead investigator Rosalia being asked to step-down was a mix of shock, and not so much- Finn taking over? Complete shock. Not only because of his inabilities, but Deputy Chang being right there. 

 With thirty plus years on the force and a few highlights in his career - the donut knapper, saving a child who fell into a lake, and giving mouth-to-mouth to Ms. Swells when she passed out at the local SafeWay - why wouldn’t they ask him to lead a murder investigation? 

Despite Officer Chang’s resume having that small town charm and nothing else, we’ve heard his loyalty to Deputy Lopez might have cost him the position. 

Since Deputy Chang has said not to make his resentment a secret- the opposite in fact. He rarely gives his opinion, acts as a team player, and is said to go off on his own for hours. He’s even became a bit of a class clown when infantilizing Hudson and his ideas. Some would say he has an ‘okay, boomer’ comeback in his midst if that Hudson anger kicks-up. 

Well, guess whose favorite tokens got into a fight over the summer? Yes, bree and santana. I’ve been sitting on this for awhile, waiting for the perfect time to talk about it. And, well….I always love a back-to-back post really digging in on some of Castleport’s biggest stains. It was said to be the same night this (x) thread popped up.

I guess when Easy Pickings borrowed a temporary backbone, Santana’s only reaction was typical of her: violence. Which is sad. Although there was no surprise she had out-mean girled the weakest link, but to take it as far as fighting her? It’s a sign. And Santana’s downfall been filled with easter eggs leading up to these final days.

Like, Bree, whose divorce you could see happening on Tumblr between flirtatious conversations with her ex-boyfriend, better known as, Rachel Berry’s ex, Ryder Lynn. Then a back alley ho- …oops, I almost spilled too much.

Anyways, to put it mildly, Bree is barely thirty, (but looks like a 35 year-old with two divorces under her belt) a divorcee, and doesn’t even have a brat to show for it, and Santana let that get to her.