#cportea

M: I hear you’re looking for tea.

CPORTEA: is this who I think it is? Mason McCarthy? 

CPORTEA: anything you would give us, we would appreciate! 

 [......] 

CPORTEA: we send our condolences through this hard time. Rachel must be so proud she has at least one person in her corner.

The question has been asked more than once, where is James Evans? 

It’s no surprise with the recent events people are more inclined to take tally of who is around and isn’t. And James, well, can you find a town drunk more beloved and sought out for inebriated entertainment than him? Nope; because no one quite boozes and publicly fails like him. Which is why, I’m happy to say he’s in rehab. 

Rock Harbor Recovery, to be exact. Not only is it a facility with the expected comforts, but it is much more. Was this why @inkedsevans​ sold his Boston tattoo shop and moved back home? To possibly be able to afford this nice, and I mean NICE (take a look for yourself) rehab. Did Sam make the decision to bitterly work at the bar, and at someone else’s tattoo shop because who else would took care of it? I think he’s been there for awhile, as in, over thirty days. I guess this wasn’t just a little problem (or even his first go around...?) so they had to cash in for months. You know, for the real stubborn cases. What do you think? Will it last...? 

The latest on Santana Lopez’s Arrest:

It looks like Santana Lopez was arrested for breaking and entering five plus months ago. It sounds like the Clarington’s aren’t actively checking their security tapes, or maybe….revenge? Revenge for? I’ll update you as soon as I find out.

Either way, what was a breaking and entering charge, including the downsides being handcuffed and walked out of your home (which you would think someone whose mother is still the sheriff, and on top of that is the Detective Hudson’s favorite bed-warmer, she would have better perks....) and being held for four plus hours. An inside source tells us her bail was posted an hour and a half after her arrival, but held up in an interrogation room with Finn Hudson of all people. She wasn’t told until Mike Chang showed up as her lawyer. He was flustered and irritated, as it’s been reported to us. Maybe because he not only got the bail money call, but one informing him he had a new client, Santana Lopez. We here she asked for the lawyer. Stumble into something she couldn’t explain?

What is curious is all the fuss for average Santana. The Chief of Police, Clarington Sr., and while Mayor Lynn wasn’t there, it’s said his right-hand man, Mr. Jona was.