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"and im quickly done with quarantine"

I can only blame watching television as a youth.

Someone who is obviously struggling with their operations: [frustrated complaints of simple things they are having a hard time to grasp]

Me: (because despite decades of learning and lessons paid for dearly where obviously I should just not attempt to socialize with barely acquainted people who think typing in a web address means the president of the company knows you're trying to access information 'how come j.p. moneyscaffold III didn't sign these papers in my desk?') [relates complaints of frustration I had in a manner which indicates compassion and implies hopefulness that it is a difficulty you can overcome JUST FOR SOME BULLSHIT REASON I WAS CURSED WITH A FEELING OF OPTIMISM TOWARDS OTHER INDIVIDUALS DESPITE LOADS AND LOADS OF PROOF OTHERWISE.]

(a different person): [asks me a work related question in regards to what I think about something]

Me: [replies to the second person. Adds, oh by the way, I've been doing a couple of B projects, have you gotten any?]

First person: (alarmed) WHAT!! YOU CAN'T DO THEM! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO NOT DO THEM! THEY GOTTA GO TO BOB! OR LINDSAY! You gotta tell Enid or Darryl or Shauna! We're not supposed to Do The B Projects!

Me and 2nd person just looks at each other.

(it is obvious why first person was told not to do B projects, and although I am not sometimes the smartest oven mitt in the nail gun, I don't think the ringing noise is coming from my mouse, either.)

And the conversation would have ended there after second person and I tried to gloss it over, but first person was alarmed enough to discuss the situation with a different supervisor.

It... Had nothing to do with them. And the answer was the impolite one that the second person and I tried to avoid saying directly to the first person.

Not exactly a foe in waiting, but I don't think they'll be around too much longer. Sheesh.

I do wish they were rude and not nice however, but I don't exactly care for tattletales even if they arent total awful beasts. Usually my encounters are with total awful beasts so normally there would have been a lot of typing about how I can't wait for them to get the can.

I've been around so many can-ready fools that never got the can, it's embarrassing.

We train sick toddlers to steal bird eggs from foxes who just stole bird eggs.