i hate easter
i’m always like no! no chocolate thanks! i’m lactose intolerant and it makes me sick :)
and without fail there is always at least one person who is like I know but I got you some chocolate anyway. If you only eat one egg a day, you’ll be fine!
and yes, you’re right, I WOULD be fine if I did that
but i’m physically incapable of spacing out chocolate. i WILL eat it all at once. and i WILL end up feeling sick. please just stop giving me the opportunity to do that










