Apr 16, 2020
i hate easter
i’m always like no! no chocolate thanks! i’m lactose intolerant and it makes me sick :)
and without fail there is always at least one person who is like I know but I got you some chocolate anyway. If you only eat one egg a day, you’ll be fine!
and yes, you’re right, I WOULD be fine if I did that
but i’m physically incapable of spacing out chocolate. i WILL eat it all at once. and i WILL end up feeling sick. please just stop giving me the opportunity to do that
#am i writing this because i just finished a whole packet of easter eggs?#...........................................yes#do i feel sick?#.......................yeah#IF I DIDN'T HAVE THEM. I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO DO THIS.#I APPRECIATE YOU THINKING OF ME. BUT PLS. NO.#on the bright side#no more chocolate is around#I HOPE#if there's more#i'ma die#oh there's the headache appearing#coolcoolcoolcoolcool
