Okay, I'm exaggerating on the friend part, we just fuc- ahem. We just know each other from school.

(he went off to college in another city)

Anyway.

One time I wrote in my notes that I couldn't leave my bed. Well.. Not in that sense. This walking nonsense tried to tie me up so I wouldn't get off the couch (he was hoping I'd get more rest that way) but... While I was struggling I accidentally almost broke his nose with my foot.... (Sorry)

And then when he was feeling better, he poisoned himself with my medication.

❥ yan! knights harem

| requested by anon

the most theatric idol group of yumenosaki high, knights, has their eyes set on you. it’s an uncomfortable situation to be in, but your diligence and hard work has their hearts tangled up in a twist. and as soon as they realize that they have to compete with each other for your affection, your situation turns from bad to worse.

 their king holds an unnecessary meeting about this and while everyone in the unit knows this entire meeting is just going to be him acting like a toddler, they still go anyway.

leo, as expected, is pouting and whining. isn’t he the king? by hierarchical status, you are already automatically his. izumi has to swat his head and remind him that he isn’t actually a real king and that japan is a parliamentary government. the composer is quick to stick his tongue out—of course, he knows that! but leo keeps finding excuses to steer them away from your direction and no one is really swayed by his words when he’s grumbling underneath the warmth of the kotatsu as he peels oranges.

izumi mouths off as he leans against the wall. how annoying~ can any of these losers back off? obviously he’s the one you’re most interested in. didn’t they see the way you blushed when he approached you the other day? and so cutely too! izumi grins as he remembers the way you averted your eyesyou’re your little shriek when he put his face too closely to yours. isn’t that all the proof they need?

with steam blowing out of his ears, tsukasa stands up from the kotatsu to remind his senpai that that is not the correct way to treat a girl. by all means, he boldly declares, shouldn’t he be the one to take his lady’s hand? out of all these people, he’s been the one to stand by his lady’s side the longest! he shuts out ritsu’s correction that it was actually trickstar who’s been with her for the longest. that doesn’t matter! he’s been putting so much effort into seducing her with his cutesy act! he’s not going to let these people take her away!

ritsu shuts out izumi and tsukasa’s bickering as he sleepily dozes off under the kotatsu. mmm, this really doesn’t compare to the comfort of your soft lap. he’s daydreaming of a happy family with you and mao. won’t that be the best? ritsu the husband and you and mao as his two devoted wives, fussing over him after he comes back from work. he makes a sleepy mental note to take this up with mao soon, knowing just how taken mao is with you too.

clasping her compact mirror shut, arashi rolls her eyes at everyone’s gimmicks. honestly, these brute boys really don’t know how to win their way into a woman’s heart. when izumi asks her why she should know better, arashi proclaims that she is a girl too, after all! she knows what’s best for her cute producer! you’d be the best couple ever, wearing cute things and looking cute together! her soft producer isn’t going to be seduced by these deplorable boys, never!