#- headcanons

From a friend (sonar nonsharing yume)

highschool au

friend; "WAIT. BECAUSE WE'RE BESTIES SONAR AND WATERBOY WOULD HAVE THAT "HOMIE-IN-LAW" RELATIONSHIP WHERE BECAUSE UR PARTNER'S BEST FRIEND ALSO HAS A PARTNER, BOTH OF THEM END UP AWKWARDLY HANGING OUT" me: LMAOO YESS like sonar doesn't want to be there and waterboy tries to make convo but sonar just dgaf but waterboy keeps trying waterboy: "so.. uh.. nice- nice weather! right?" sonar: "its raining" waterboy: "oh, heh, y-yeah that.. that… that makes sense, its not for every1……" sonar: "i hate the rain" waterboy: "ur opinion ois completely… valid!!" sonar: "it rained when my parents divorced" waterboy: "oh! im uh… sorry to hear that" sonar: silence before suddenly speaking again "i bet u love the rain since it can hide the fact you piss ur pants everytime u see eddie from excitement" waterboy: "thats… mean… and random… AND NOT TRUE!! (lying)"

highschool au

friend: "Uhhhhhhh I feel like Sonar would try to skip prom but I begged him to go and he can't deny me, so we end up going and I feel like it'd take some effort to get Waterboy and Sonar to actually dance with us Omg wait. What if Waterboy gets pranked like how Carrie did in Carrie but instead of going on a murder spree he goes into the bathroom and cries (context; carrie gets tricked into thinking shes prom queen and then gets humiliated infront of the entire school at prom)"

me: i find out and its the first time i shift into my werewolf form and i eat the beings who did it to him and everyones terrified but theyre paid by my father (a head of a crypto company, yes it ties into ur sonar lore) to keep quiet and waterboy finds out but he finds it super nice that id do that for him)

friend: Waterboy occasionally has nightmares and he often wakes up with his bed completely soaked and you gotta comfort him like a scared dog (is it wet with sweat, piss, other? no one knows) the nightmares can range from "accidentally destroying my tax documents with my powers" or "untapped primal fear" He has a lot of nightmares idk why gang me: afterwards i comfort him of course <3

Mine

highschool au

waterboy is already dating me (we started dating when i was 14 in lore and he was 16) and he has long wet hair that he doesnt cut, he has hormonal acne and braces and maybe some glasses like the stereotypical nerd char and its not that big of a deal but flambae makes a big deal out of it (hes a dumb jock) and calls him things like four eyes and other rude nicknames

highschool au

hes giving that one kid w peanut allergies and everyone thinks its funny for some reason

highschool au

sonar once got paired up w waterboy bcsus like theyre both the class nerds, waterboy wanted to do a project on phenoman and sonar wanted to do a project on the aftereffects of like drug usage or smth and they cant agree, they end up doing a project on the one thing they can agree on; why are men so hot?

highschool au

one day prism asks waterboy out casually in highschool (shes the school popular girl bcus ofc she is shes a diva) and hes loyal and like "sry if i gave u the wrong idea but i have a boyfriend" and prism tells flambae and hes like "hes lying he aint bagging any1!!!" and waterboy, to prove them wrong, is like "oki yall can meet him!! he cant drive here tho" and theyre like "… how old is ur boyf dude?" and hes like "14" and they all look at him odd and he doesn't understand why

family

parents;

WAIT THEY ABANONDED HIM BCUS WHEN HE WAS BORN W THE POWERS THEY WERE LIKE "AW HELL NO" AND THATS WHY HE LIVES WITH HIS GRANDMA

siblings:

hmmm i think hes giving only child but he babysits so a few kids look up to him like a big bro

lifestyle

waterboy canonly has a line where he says hes not good enough bcus and i quote "i cant! my net worth is barely-" so i headcanon he kinda grew up not like poor but like frugal if that makes sense, just a bit under middle class

lifestyle

waterboy is into crossdressing in private, not for like a kink tho hes kink friendly he just likes lookin pretty and wearing skirts sometimes, plus they stick to his legs less than pants do. DO NOT SEXUALIZE MY MAN!!!/SRS

From friends

" Well one of my F/Os is also a janitor so im gonna copy a fact and say he went to mime school for a year"

I can see him doing this as a hobby but keeping it secret bcus he knows the other members of Z Team will make fun of him </3

" And he has a water bed. Pun intended but also he finds it comfortable :3 "

Omigosh yess, a waterbed w waterproof covering !!

" I dont mean this in a freaky way but i feel like he would enjoy being nakedBc clothes feel weird on him bc theyre all soaked,,, "

This actually makes a lot of sense, when he wore that undershirt for the interview I'm sure it was soaking wet and uncomfortable, we just couldn't see it

" I think he would really really like soup because it's the only food type he can cook without messing it up and he always feels really really proud of himself when he makes it "

Guhh this is such a cute headcanon!! I'd hype him up about it 2

" He would be scared you wouldnt like him bc he isnt confident. Cries "

Who put angst in my waterboy headcanons.../nm/silly

" Me: A shrine of me isn't enough, I need waterboy to have his entire bedroom themed around me "

" Them: He would be so scard to get anything wet and apologize every time he touched something "

I hope you understand that this concept still hasn't left my mind/pos

" Excuse me for like making headcannons about your boyfi but I personally headcannon he really likes pools and his dream date is taking you to one because then he doesn't feel out of place or scared of getting you wet "

THIS AND OR THE BEACH 💙 and he'd look at all the fish n crabs in awe

Mine:

He'd love the beach, but be too self conscious to actually go by himself unless I accompany him

I bet his grandma's house is covered in that like, I forgot the name but those plastic covers old ppl use on furniture to protect against dust n stuff, except it's bcus he's always wet and soaks everything (like me)

Speaking of his grandma, she helps him bake cookies for me when he wants to surprise me X3

He likes sugar cookies even though they get soggy when he picks them up, this results in me hand feeding him a lot :3

His favorite my little pony character is rainbowdash bcus he wants to b confident like her

I love winter, right? Naturally, as a husky therian, but like waterboy is constantly wet, and wet + cold = NO. But like would he actually tell me? Like if we went on a date on a trail during the winter would he just let himself freeze to death before telling me to go home?

Answer from a friend: " Water doesn't freeze instantly and since he's always making water it's a constant flow making it slow down more so it's more likely he would mildly melt the snow around him and just be really really cold "

In other words I'll let him borrow one of the thick winter coats I own that r too big for me, and then once we get inside we'll cuddle for warmth ^^

he doesn't wear briefs or boxers, he wears swim trunks, bcus... Yk... Water