The jester, dragged into the throne room with a blade to her throat. What is the name of the assassin holding the blade, your highness asks?
FUCKING HOCKEY SPACE JAM!?!!?!
P.S. boss I gotta admit I donāt know how this happened. Iāve never even seen Space Jam this makes no fucking sense. Carter Vaughn in my mind does deserve to be the star of Hockey!Space Jam. Itās the only real Justice that CSSC AU Carter will ever get. Also I saw the Obama space jam and just had to make it
Warner Bros. spends years trying to catch Shane Hollander in a net and convince him to do hockey space jam but he simply dodges and weaves them too fast and then eventually they realize Carter Vaughn is the man that they need. he is. A star. Shane, Ilya, and the rest of the ally squad all agree to do a brief cameo if itās for Vaughny. Donovan gets a minor role and he acts his goddamn heart out.
Everyone figures that Shane Hollander just is too private and serious to ever consent to starring in a sort of goofy kids film but then less than a year after the hockey space jam premiere the Walt Disney Co. asks Shane to be the human cast member for one of the muppet movies and heās immediately like āit would be the honor of my life.ā In the process he accidentally launches a Walt Disney/Warner Bros cold war that plagues Hollywood for years to come. To promote the premiere Ilya does the Graham Norton Show with miss piggy










