#*sentence starters

because my friends say i have gremlin brain, and i come up with some of the onlyest things to say, so here we are. feel free to change things as you see fit! (some usfw present)

all i know is (blank) arm hairy

YEAH GORILLA SEX

(blank). darling. did you take your meds today? your delusions are scaring me.

im about to have him walking the streets with a victim vest on

boutta go out and say you're harassing me.

people will believe me because 'im a female

i'm boutta be hiding in your shadows, with a knife. you'll never see it coming.

pussy closed. go ask someone else.

according to our assistant manager, you are a child

SYNCHRONIZED TURN UP

I do it for the girls and the gays. thats it

thirst trapping is easy. nothing going on, just a pic of (body part) and people start foaming at the mouth

he making noise but he ain't loud

time to replay (game) for the 20th time

why are you, as a man, worshipping another man? kinda gay innit?

idk when they added this feature, but RIP to the people who listen to meat clapping audio when going to sleep

eat a tootsie roll or something

my subconscious has as much vitality as link with 3 hearts

everyday life ensures me, I was not meant for the men

Part V: Magnemite Mayhem

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"Uh... does this happen often?"

"Don't look at me! I'm not getting involved."

"Hey, the bar's still open. I'm staying right here."

"Do you think everything will be okay?"

"I can't just sit around and do nothing! I'm going!"

"I'll come with you! Otherwise, I'll just sit here worrying all night."

"It's dangerous out there. Will [ you / your pokémon ] be okay?"

"The sooner we take care of this situation, the quicker we can go back to the party!"

"I have to admit, this whole situation is kind of exciting!"

"Good, it was starting to get a little dull around here."

"Maybe I can catch me a [ Magnemite / Magneton ] before the night's over."

"Honestly, I'm glad someone else stepped up to the plate to lead. I'm tired of being the hero."

"You don't have to go! Others will take care of this."

"Please don't leave me alone..."

"Here, you look like you need this flashlight."

"Did you bring any pokémon with you?"

"I sure ain't sitting this one out but running around the city in this [ dress / suit / outfit / pair of shoes ] is DEFINITELY gonna be a pain!"

"Just how many of them are there?!"

"My [ electric-type pokémon ] really doesn't like this..."

Part II: Things Overheard in the Lobby

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“Wow, there are a LOT more people here than I was anticipating.”

“Is that _____? I think I just saw _____ in the crowd.”

“I hear there are several Elite trainers here today! Wonder if I'll get to meet any of them.”

“I don’t wanna hang around here... where’s the bar?”

“I thought I’d be over-dressed but now I’m glad I went all-out.”

“Okay, I feel grossly under-dressed.”

"Seeing all these top-notch trainers around really makes me wanna battle! Is that frowned upon?"

"Your [ dress / suit / outfit ] is stunning!"

"I think I just saw the Unovan champion??"

“Well, since I don’t have a date and you don’t have a date... wanna be dates for the rest of the night?”

“Why am I here? You know I hate these things.”

“You look quite ravishing in that [ dress / suit / outfit ].”

“I’ve been hoping I’d get to meet you someday.”

“I’m so excited!! Can’t wait to check out the exhibit!”

"I'm so hyped! Forget the art, I'm ready for some dancing!"

"Are you absolutely sure there will be dancing?"

“What do you think of my [ dress / suit / outfit ]?”

"I hear the artist on display is related to a big family in Kanto."

"If I come home with at least three paintings, don't you dare judge me."

“I only came to be polite, and now I’m going home.”

“Never thought I’d see you wearing something so fancy!”

"And here I was, expecting you to be fashionably late!"

“Alright, where’s the food?”

"Don't look now but I think that [ guy / girl / person ] is wearing the same [ dress / suit / outfit ] as you."

“You look quite handsome in that [ tux / suit / outfit ].”

“Let’s just skip the pleasantries and head to the bar.”

“How did I ever let you talk me into this?”

“Wow... there are a lot of big names in attendance.”

“Hey! I didn’t know you were gonna be here.”

“Great to finally meet you!”

“I have to say, ____ is totally your color.”

"Sorry! I didn't mean to bump into you."

“Do you think it would be too weird for me to ask ____ for an autograph while we're here?”

“You look amazing.”

“Stay close to me, I don’t want anyone else stealing you away.”

“You clean up well.”

Part I: Pre-Event Hype

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"Are you planning on going to the event?"

"I'm not sure... the gala might be too glitzy for me."

"I can't wait for the gala! I already have my [dress/outfit/suit] picked out!"

"The gala is soon and I have no idea what to wear..."

"I already got my ticket! How about you?"

"Do you think the food will be any good?"

"I heard Whitney's gonna be there..."

"It's not often that we have fancy events like this in Johto. I'm actually looking forward to it!"

"An art gallery seems like an unusual place to hold a gala, don't you think?"

"I've never been to Johto before... I guess this is as good an excuse as any to finally go."

"I can't wait to dance! Wait... there WILL be dancing, right? How do these things work?"

"I might stay for a bit after. I hear Johto's beautiful this time of year."

"The gala's just around the corner and I don't have a date yet..."

"Here's an idea. Will you be my date for the gala?"

"I don't wanna go all by myself... wanna go together?"

"I like the idea of a charity gala. At least I can feel good about where my money's going while I indulge in ridiculous finery."

"Do you know anything about either of the charities?"

"I wonder how many famous people will be in attendance."

"Surprisingly, I'm more interested in the art exhibit than anything else."

Part III: Straight to the Dance Floor

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“Ok, I think I’m getting cold feet.”

"Listen, I came here for the art... I really don't do dancing."

“If I asked ____ to dance, do you think they’d say yes?”

“Care to dance?”

“Look, I’ll show you how to dance. Just follow my lead.”

“Can I cut in?”

“I warn you, I’m a terrible dancer.”

"I swear, I have two left feet. Can't we just look at those paintings instead?"

“Is it too late to admit that I have no idea what I’m doing?”

“I could dance with you all night.”

“Ouch... that was my foot.”

“I wanna ask ____ to dance so badly but I don’t know how.”

"Sorry, can't dance! Too busy.... looking at... art?"

“They keep looking this way. Do you think they’ll ask [ me / you ] to dance?”

“Oh, I love this song.”

“I really hate dancing, so don’t even think about asking!”

“I, umm... I didn’t expect for us to end up this close.”

“Hey, the DJ takes song requests! I'm gonna ask them to play ____.”

“May I have this dance?”

“Shit, was that your foot?”

“Your face is flushed. Do you wanna go outside for some fresh air?”

“Wow, you’re really good at this.”

“You look a little dizzy. Maybe we should take a break.”

“Yes, I’m being a wallflower. No, there’s nothing you can do about it.”

“Hey, this is totally my jam!”

“You’re so good, you even make ME look like I know what I’m doing!”

“Nah, bro, I’m not dancing... I’m literally just vibing in my corner over here.”

“You just need to loosen up a little. Who cares what others think?”

“You dance beautifully.”

Part IV: Refreshments

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“Alright, where’s the food?”

"First round on the house? Well damn! Don't mind if I do!"

“Oooh, this bubbly stuff is good.”

“I should have eaten before I came. Appetizers are not going to be enough unless I stuff my face with them.”

“Are you really camping out by the punch?”

“I don’t think you could shove any more dumplings into your mouth even if you tried...”

"I know these berries are for the pokémon but they still look really good."

“Have you tried the harumaki? They're so good!”

“These stuffed mushrooms are to die for!”

“I had a dark chocolate raspberry cupcake and it was the bomb!”

"Should I get a cocktail or some wine instead?"

“I need a drink... or three.”

"Uh... how do you work these?" (Motions to chopsticks.)

“Can I get you a drink?”

“I want to try those mini cheesecakes.”

“What do they have to eat?”

“What the heck is a pavlova?”

"Oooh they have plum wine! Let's get some!"

"Out of my way, those gyoza are calling my name!"

“I’m gonna have at least one of each and there’s nothing you can do to stop me.”

"Dude, your appetite is like a Snorlax's!"

“I could eat like fifty of these round little sandwiches.”

“I feel like I should be sticking my pinky out while I eat these crostini.”

“I could go for a glass of wine.”

"It's a bit chilly tonight. I could go for some miso soup."

“Yes, I’ve eaten five of these. No, don’t judge me!”

“I expected something obnoxious like, I dunno, caviar... so this is a pleasant surprise.”

“Alright, where’s the champagne?”

“Oh, look. Pewter Crunchies. I've always wanted to try them—what? Why are you giving me that look?"

sentence starters // still accepting!

are you happy now? what a question. a question to end, a question to start all answers.

why wouldn’t she be happy? she’s alive (as alive as she can be), she’s living comfortably. she isn’t struggling-- she has company at the beck of her finger, is always well fed. she’s never lonely (liar), never wondering what could have been had she not fallen to temptation at the pivotal point of her life.

she’s no longer being tormented by a monster. no longer forced to love and be a perfect obedient doll for a fiend who wanted nothing but to dominate her, control every aspect of her being.

those are all reasons for being happy, aren’t they?                         so why isn’t she?

sentence starters // still accepting!

tiffany would have to agree. vulnerability is a frightening thing indeed. it leaves you bare, naked to the world and for anyone to come forth and sink their teeth right in. it’s a terrifying conclusion, a terrifying reminder that on everyone’s form is a weakness, an achille’s heel that can be found.

and once it is, the aftermath is terrifying.

she heaves, breath tight on her throat. there is blood in her mouth, steady dripping down her chin from a meal she has yet to clean up. she can still feel hands on her throat, teeth in her skin-- violent flashes of memory that shake her to the bone, cause her fingers to twitch and her skin to crawl.

it’s hard to look in the male’s direction. hard to lift her eyes from the macabre mess she’s made. but she does it regardless, lifts her head, showcases her chaos and havoc in her eyes and on her teeth.