#*roommate

from now on i’m only writing au’s. canon is not welcome here. never belonged. i don’t know her.

my housemate is 36 and every man she hangs out with or dates is a chris evans who is very tall, very good-looking (although beige), wealthy, and 37-42. and they have all told her (sometimes me) how their plan is to work hard/play hard and make money now then settle down and find a 25-27 year old when they're in their mid-40s, because they want kids--and they all say they really like my housemate (who is their type) but she's too old. and my poor housemate who very badly wants kids is just is like "yeah, that makes sense :)" like i swear to god living with her feels like living in a funhouse where everything is warped and fake and weird.

lied and said i was going to vancouver this weekend so i could work a half day <3

scuffs shoes against floor

Zumba definitely kicked my ass and I love every second of it. Its also nice because the class is full of middle aged women and they're all so sweet to one another and encouraging