"--And then he was, like, blah blah blah words are power or whatever, you COULD wield it, or I could just say, fuckin'. Wield it."
Her poorly faithful recounting of this event is complete with the biggest air quotes ever and also capstones with a grimace and an eyeroll that would give a teenager crippling self worth issues.
"Like, ohhh my god. Fucking. Pretentious. Piece of shit. Wield it. Fuck off, buddy. --Not you. just."
















