#*nails

Anyway this is a longform way of me saying that I opened the one on the left without twisting it around to check its label and stuck my hand in blindly looking for a teabag, and buried my fingers several centimetres into instant coffee.

thanks for the tag @galadrieljones!

appearance

I’m over 5’5” // I wear glasses // contacts  // I have blonde hair // I prefer loose clothing to tight clothing // I have one or more piercings // I have at least one tattoo // I have blue eyes // I have dyed or highlighted hair  (I used to, not something I do anymore, I learned to like my natural color.)// I have gotten plastic surgery // I have or had braces // I sunburn easily // I have freckles // I paint my nails // I typically wear makeup // I don’t often smile // I am pleased with how I look // I prefer Nike to Adidas // I wear baseball hats backward

hobbies & talents

I play a sport // I can play an instrument // I am artistic // I know more than one language // I have won a trophy in some sort of competition // I can cook or bake without a recipe // I know how to swim // I enjoy writing // I can do origami // I prefer movies to TV shows // I can execute a perfect somersault // I enjoy singing // I could survive in the wild on my own // I have read a new book series this year // I enjoy spending time with friends // I travel during school or work breaks // I can do a handstand

relationships

I am in a relationship // I have been single for over a year // I have a crush // I have a best friend I have known for ten years // My parents are together // I have dated my best friend // I am adopted // My crush has confessed to me // I have a long-distance relationship // I am an only child // I give advice to my friends // I have made an online friend // I met up with someone I have met online

aesthetic

I have heard the ocean in a conch shell // I have watched the sunrise // I enjoy rainy days // I have slept under the stars // I meditate outside // The sound of chirping calms me // I enjoy the smell of the beach // I know what snow tastes like // I listen to music to fall asleep // I enjoy thunderstorms // I enjoy cloud watching // I have attended a bonfire // I pay close attention to colors // I find mystery in the ocean // I enjoy hiking on nature paths // Autumn is my favorite season

misc.

I can fall asleep in a moving vehicle // I am the mum friend // I live by a certain quote(s) // I like the smell of sharpies // I am involved in extracurricular activities // I enjoy Mexican food // I can drive a stick-shift // I believe in true love // I make up scenarios to fall asleep // I sing in the shower // I wish I lived in a video game (HIGHLY DEPENDS ON THE GAME // I have a canopy above my bed // I am multiracial // I am a redhead // I have a dog // I have a cat

“theyre made of keratin right?”

AND YES THEY ARE SO THEn

“humans nails are made of keratin right”

AND YES! THEY ARE! SO T H E N

“we can cut our nails”

AND IDK IF YOU CAN SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING BUt

“can horse cut their nai-”

and now im crying.

(sings to the tune of “this is halloween”)