I did this meme at the end of 2021 and enjoyed looking at my stats, so I thought Iâd do it again for this year.
Word count for the year: 229,620
...Which is actually a lot more than last year, even though I thought that Iâd written less. However, some of this isnât entirely accurate, as I was able to post zine pieces written in 2021 publicly in 2022 and Iâm too lazy to subtract them from the total. In 2023 there will also be zine pieces that were written in 2022 being posted (and in one case, 2021, for a zine that keeps getting delayed...)
Number of stories posted to Ao3: 20 (two less than the previous year)
Pairings written for:
Bill/Ford (Gravity Falls)
The rest is all Hades Game:
Zagreus/Theseus/Asterius
Dionysus/Ariadne
Theseus/Asterius
Zagreus/Momus (OC)
Theseus/Zagreus (a lot)
Momus/Icarus (both OCs)
Charon/Hermes
Dionysus/Hypnos
Zagreus/Dusa
Hades/Persephone
Ares/Skelly (the best!)
Zagreus/Hypnos/Theseus
Artemis/Callisto
Nyx/Persephone
Nyx/Athena
Zagreus/Perilous Foes
Fandoms I wrote for:
Hades Game
Gravity Falls
Original
Most popular story: I added a one year anniversary bonus chapter to âthe prince with specific tastes; the king with specific regretsâ, so that continues to be my most popular fic.
Story Iâm most proud of: Even though it was actually written in 2021 and only posted this year, I feel like it has to be âwhen ares met skellyâ because it all came together so beautifully and was just so punchy and funny. Not to mention it has an amazing podfic based on it.
Funniest: Same as above.
Kinkiest: Uhhh probably âzagreus learns how to degrade hypnos (with help from theseus)â by virtue of having the most sex in it. The title explains it all, really.
Saddest: Some of the chapters of my original horror short stories, âRoad to Longhanglingtonâ are quite sad. But outside of that I didnât write many sad stories this year compared to last year.
Least Popular:Â âTheseus forgets not to be an assholeâ got the least amount of views. Itâs a short drabble about Theseus abandoning Ariadne on Naxos, which I guess Iâve just written about enough times before that everyone was bored of me writing it haha. The twist this time is that it was from Theseusâs POV instead of Ariadneâs though.
Most Cringe-Worthy: I am cringe and free.
Favorite Opening Line(s): âThere hadnât been a Dusa here, or anything remotely like a Dusa, back when Persephone had first lived in the underworld.â Taken from âcaretaker of caretakersâ.
Favorite Closing Line(s): â Thus, on the beckoning call of Chaos, Zagreus and Theseus jump.â Taken from âzagreusâs zany time travel antics (guest-starring long-haired theseus)â and perhaps my favourite because it is the one Iâve most recently written and was the end of a long and satisfying project.
Top Scenes from Anywhere You Would Choose to Have Illustrated: I honestly feel that my answers to this question from last year carry over to this year, but for scenes specifically from fics written this year:
From âzagreusâs zany time travel antics (guest-starring long-haired theseus)â:
- Zagreus & Theseus diving into the chaos portal together at the end of the fic
- Any of the scenes with Momus & Icarus
...And thatâs it for specifics. Literally any art at all based on my fics would make me immensely happy.
Story I havenât yet written, but intend to: At the moment, I just intend to wrap up any unfinished Hades Game projects that I have in preparation for Hades II coming out, since I want to have my table cleared and ready for all of the new brainworms that game will surely give me. Iâve actually managed to do do this for the most part, so there are just a few oneshots left (and one larger project that I may just not go ahead with).
As a side note, Iâm pleased to say that I achieved two of my three writing goals that I set for myself at the end of 2021 and both of them were the bigger ones: I did indeed write that full TheseZag time travel fic this year and I also wrote a bonus anniversary chapter to âspecific tastes; specific regretsâ to cap off the plot threads about the reunions between Asterius & Ariadne and Theseus & Aegeus. The only one I didnât get written was the self-indulgent Dionysus/Momus fic, but I suppose self-indulgence should happen when it happens instead of being planned for.
Fic-writing goals for 2023: Same as above, again. I know for sure that I have one TheseZag oneshot left to finish writing and several horror short stories that I might pick up again when inspiration strikes. But I donât want to make too many big plans for myself when Hades II might render all of my fanfics to strictly fanon in the very near future. Iâm more excited to wait and see what it gives me to work with.
No pressure if you donât want to do this, but Iâm tagging @101flavoursofweird @crownofariadne @sweveris @krokonoko and @pandirpus