Knights are griffindor, they have all the bravery and none of the brain cells.
THERE it is
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Knights are griffindor, they have all the bravery and none of the brain cells.
THERE it is
~mod morning

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has to be cesare borgia, like c'mob
general opinion: fall in a hole and die | donāt like them | eh | theyāre fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffĀ Cesare and Machiavelli both would really, really like you to believe that Cesare is a Slytherin. And he could almost be one! Heās so ambitious, and heās so cunning, and he loves power almost as much as he loves his sister! BUT. BUT BUT BUT. Despite all of that. My guy is a Gryffindor to the BONE. Iām only going to give one exhibit, but I feel like itās more than enough. In ForlĆ, Cesare:Ā -hugged michelettoās mama (this isnāt relevant, I just need to remind you that this happened) -recklessly let himself be manipulated into hooking up with a political enemy -IMPULSIVELY STABBED GIOVANNI SFORZA TO DEATH. -BECAUSE GIOVANNI SFORZA SAID LIKE ONE RUDE THING ABOUT LUCREZIA TO HIS FACE.Ā -STABBED HIM NOT ONCE NOT TWICE BUT LIKE TEN TIMES.Ā -āHe fell onto a knife that Cesare happened to be holding.ā -----STRAIGHT UP MERRY MURDERESSāD HIM -ran like a maniac out of the castle, pursued by screaming maids and angry soldiers, covered in blood, probably reeking of sex, in a flat panic because -HE WAS SENT TO FORLI TO NEGOTIATE WITH CATHERINA SFORZA, AND INSTEAD HE STARTED A GODDAMN WARĀ -BECAUSE HE COULDNāT HELP HIMSELF FROM STABBING A MAN TEN TIMES -came home and collapsed into a confession booth with his face dead white likeĀ āDAD I FUCKED UPāĀ Gryffindor.
best quality: Heās incredibly clear-eyed about the villainy and hypocrisy of his world, his own very much included. (But he doesnāt let that strong moral compass get in the way of ANYTHING.)Ā worst quality: Heās got a reckless, ruinous hunger in him, and he knows it. Sometimes he tries to control it, and sometimes he doesnāt. Heās monstrously greedy--he wants more power, he wants more control, he wants to utterly own the people he loves. Look at the destructive, selfish way heās protective of his family + his familyās interests, even setting the incest aside. (LOOK AT JUANāS DEATH.) Look at Ursula. Look at Micheletto. Theme song: if I had a heart (which is deceptively titled, because he DOES have a heart, and that is the whole problem. but, like: this will never end/cause I want more/more, give me more/give me more.)Ā ship them with: Lucrezia, Micheletto.Ā brotp them with: Machiavelli, JUAN. I mean, okay. Juan is a piece of shit, but heās Cesareās actual brother, and thinking about how much they actually did love each other before Cesare murdered the fuck out of him fills me with SO. MUCH. JOY. Also fuck it, I love Cesareās relationship with Rodrigo, the fucked up frustrating thing that it is. And Vanozza! He has a great relationship with Vanozza, too.Ā needs to stay away from: Ursula Bonadeo.Ā misc. thoughts: You know that reckless, exhilarated grin he gets when heās on the edge of something really stupid and dangerous and cruel and he knows itās going to pay off*? Itās theĀ āthe pope is my confessorā grin, itās theĀ āthese cannon are fakeā grin, itās theĀ āthese wagons of medici gold sure are sexy and mineā grin.Ā Thatās real hot.Ā
80% slytherin damn I knew it
i know dan is a slytherin and pj is a ravenclaw but idk what phil is

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