#*gryffindor

THERE it is

Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus (”Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon”)

replied to your post:

“send me a character & I’ll answer the following about them!”

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has to be cesare borgia, like c'mob

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff  Cesare and Machiavelli both would really, really like you to believe that Cesare is a Slytherin. And he could almost be one! He’s so ambitious, and he’s so cunning, and he loves power almost as much as he loves his sister! BUT. BUT BUT BUT. Despite all of that. My guy is a Gryffindor to the BONE. I’m only going to give one exhibit, but I feel like it’s more than enough. In Forlí, Cesare:  -hugged micheletto’s mama (this isn’t relevant, I just need to remind you that this happened) -recklessly let himself be manipulated into hooking up with a political enemy -IMPULSIVELY STABBED GIOVANNI SFORZA TO DEATH. -BECAUSE GIOVANNI SFORZA SAID LIKE ONE RUDE THING ABOUT LUCREZIA TO HIS FACE.  -STABBED HIM NOT ONCE NOT TWICE BUT LIKE TEN TIMES.  -”He fell onto a knife that Cesare happened to be holding.” -----STRAIGHT UP MERRY MURDERESS’D HIM -ran like a maniac out of the castle, pursued by screaming maids and angry soldiers, covered in blood, probably reeking of sex, in a flat panic because -HE WAS SENT TO FORLI TO NEGOTIATE WITH CATHERINA SFORZA, AND INSTEAD HE STARTED A GODDAMN WAR  -BECAUSE HE COULDN’T HELP HIMSELF FROM STABBING A MAN TEN TIMES -came home and collapsed into a confession booth with his face dead white like “DAD I FUCKED UP”  Gryffindor.