the job horror wip continues to evolve :3 also i found a bone shaped carabeaner at work and i stole it for my favourite lesbian. i also realized i somehow forgot to tell you the silliest thing thats happened at work so far??? this has happened over the last week
-was dealing with a big dog who is very strong. she likes to jump. try to put her leash on
-she jumps and her FAT BONEY ASS HEAD slams right into the bottom of my chin
-SHIIIIIIIIT that hurt bad but i got her leash on
-hey my jaw hurts real bad. gonna let my coworker know im taking the dog out tho
-erm. i cant speak. like i cannot move my jaw lols.
-I FUCKING RESET MY JAW???? idk if its dislocated bro so im using reset as the word
-it fixes itself after like five minutes tho so its fine, for the rest of the day its just making a popping sound when i open and close my mouth
-this has happened before tho so we ball
-yesterday im arguing with my girlfriend about the morality of severed dicks
-get so into it THAT MY FREAKING JAW DISLOCATES SLDSOKDSAOK
-shake it back into place
ARE YOU OKAY??? HOLY FUCK