#*craig

this fandom frequently shows craig to be the (overly?) affectionate loving one to tweek but ??? “super craig! no! i can’t live without you!” ??? “don’t touch my craig!!!” ??? “go get ‘em, tiger!!” ??? “craig, you can’t be bothered to save your love?” ??? tweek is so smitten with that boy and shows just as much affection and love in his own ways and i think that’s beautiful

okay but imagine for the stick of truth and for black friday all the kids learned actual high valyrian on duolingo to stay true to their game of thrones roots but when their roleplay converted to superheros everyone forgot it... except for tweek and craig. they remembered it and became fluent in it and used it to their advantage: bitching about people in class or lunch, flirting and complimenting each other without being called out for pda, but most importantly scaring the shit out of cartman, who completely forgot what valyrian even is and starts to think they’re actual dark wizards