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Steve Rogers is like a box of chocolate: you never know what ship you’re gonna get (but they’re all good, in their own way). Here’s one for (almost) every ship, in honor of St. Valentine’s day:

STEVE/PEGGY: bittersweet chocolate, with finely chopped almonds. Crunchy and sweet, a staple of chocolate combos.

STEVE/SAM: 75% dark chocolate with hazelnuts. Healthy as well as delicious, lowers your blood pressure, ends your depression, buys you a house. LITERALLY LIFE-SAVING.

STEVE/BUCKY: milk chocolate and pistachio filling: sweet and like, the most obvious yet tasteful chocolate + nut combo.

STEVE/NAT: semisweet chocolate and caramel with salt flakes. It might sound like they’re polar opposites, but everything actually mixes together rather perfectly.

STEVE/THOR: white chocolate with coconut filling. Delicious, absolutely decadent, you feel guilty having too much of it, but it is so, so good.

STEVE/T’CHALLA: Dark chocolate (like 75% or above) with edible gold leaves in it. It’s not so much the taste but rather how beautiful it looks, isn’t it.

STEVE/LOKI: ruby chocolate with hazelnut and spiced raspberry. The ruby chocolate gives a nice, sweet-and-sour aftertaste. One word: fruity. 

STEVE/TONY: bittersweet chocolate with a liquor-and-cherry filling (or coffee filling, for non-drinkers). Peculiar, and if you don’t bite into it carefully you might end up making a mess and spilling the contents all over your nice shirt.

STEVE/RUMLOW: literally nutella. Not good for your health, not good for the environment but damn if sometimes you don’t just crave a whole jar.

BONUS:

Dan Jones presenting a redacted, SFW copy of one of my fics: