#*accurate

(I would post this all at once but the new tumblr thingee only lets me post 10 photos at a time, and THAT WILL NOT DO)

Alright folks, have a seat! Today we’re going to discuss the REAL size difference between Eddie and Buck once and for all. There are too many discrepancies at the moment, so I'm going to burn an unGodly amount of time I should be using to work to set the record straight gay bi.

Currently, based off of a good deal of collective fandom description, Buck looks like this:

And Eddie looks like this:

This discrepancy presents itself in many ways, from Clothing Sharing fanfics that show Buck *HULK SMASH* splitting all the seams of Eddie’s clothes, and the reverse of Eddie veritably swimming in Buck’s clothes (wHy to both??). Then there’s Eddie having to get in his ippy tippy toes to kiss Buck (nope), or Buck having to bend alllllllll the way down to kiss Eddie (also no). Onwards we have descriptions of hugs where Buck holds Eddie in his arms, delicate and small like a wee starved orphan and Eddie struggling to reach all the way around Buck’s *HULK SMASH* massive girth... I can go on, but I think I’ve made my point. (actually one more: What the fuck is up with giving Buck massive hands and Eddie lil teeny tiny ones?? ‘Kay I’m done now) Okay, onward to the important corrections accompanied by useful visual references.

Note: I will be going over various proportions, from head to hands, to height to torso size to musculature--and for musculature I will go by season since that changes quite a bit (but NEVER ENOUGH to justify the descriptions above). ALSO fair warning, once you have seen the proportions I will point out, you CANNOT unsee them.

(More underneath the cut to save your dash ^3^)

❛   someone is looking for you.   ❜     face partly veiled and with the long dark robe the stranger might not seem like the most trustworthy person one could encounter in the crowded alleys of the seaport.  yet few walking here would.  despite this,  he knows much of what goes on ‘pon thedas’ shores and at its seas,  knows of alliances,  and of the other man’s.  even though an associate of the inquisition,  he doesn’t only do the honorable.  he surely has his enemies.  such must be the group of sailors he’d overheard mere moments ago.  his mission here isn’t to give warning to qunari pirates,  but he will provide such for an ally to the honorable cause if needed.  pupils move up and down as he scans the captain’s form.      ❛   and it seems you do not believe in the keeping of such as a “low profile”...   ❜

44. A random fact about anything:

Well since it's St Paddy's day, I'll go with this one. So in Philly we call subs (y'know the long sandwich boys) "hoagies". The lore is that Irish dockworkers started calling their sandwiches "hoggies" because the Navy shipyard they worked on was located on Hog Island. And because the Philly accent is trash, the word changed from "hoggies" to "hoagies" over time.