Patrick Star is a friendly but directionless college student who has switched his major like three times because he doesn't know what he wants to do. He's a jack of all trades, master of none, who knows a lot of seemingly random information (like how to fix a car, how to tell what your plant needs just by the soil and the look of it, ect), but doesn't know more than the basics. He enjoys eating, taking it easy, and hanging out with his friends. Surprisingly, he almost has a 4.0 GPA because he's actually a stellar student when he puts effort into studying. He's kind of like Sybil Pandemik in the sense that he will find a job he really likes, and then it ends up not working out, and he moves on. He does have an apartment that he rents with his friend, but he isn't above couch surfing.
Patrick is well-meaning, but I wouldn't take his advice to heart. He isn't an idiot, like people tend to assume, he just needs guidance. He lacks common sense but makes up for it in intelligence in certain areas. His mind is an enigma, and his name is not Rick.













