#* | ask

cranberry - what’s one physical feature that you get complimented on?

“one physical feature… i dunno. my dirty looks? pretty good at those. maybe the whole beard situation. people froth a beard, apparently - people other than my mum, anyway. she hates it. but yeah. anyway. like i said - i don’t fuckin’ know. clearly i need some more bloody compliments.”

frost - if you could give some advice to your younger self, what would you say?

“don’t get fuckin’ married. just sit and think about it, mate. just for a minute. save yourself the hassle. also just… don’t be such a wanker to your mum, eh? she’ll be givin’ you fuckin’ arseholes about it ‘til you’re over the hill.” 

“no fuckin’ clue. probably wouldn’t have a snowball’s chance - i’m a bit soft, me. i’d probably be the first to snuff it.”