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how is there no polykour cannibalism Anywhere do you want us to starve... we have to do everything around it here it seems sigh
LITERALLY BRO GIVE ME MORE FOOD
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haven't been here in a hot minute... ahh the good old days
anyways
omegaverse au scents
evbo originally didn't smell like anything and assumed he was a beta bc he was so malnourished that his body shut off all "unnecessary" functions like scents and mating cycles to focus on survival, but after allat he smells like key lime pie and lemon zest, plus a hint of freshly baked cookies after becoming parkour god. he seems like a citrusy guy.
seawatt smells STRONGLY like iron but w a gentle overlying scent of milk and honey bc he bathes in it like he's some aristocratic princess or wtv. idk why but he just seems like he'd smell like iron yknow???? also chainmail and blood yadayadayada
emf has a pretty faint scent compared to most alphas but i'd imagine they smell likeee green tea. green tea and wet rocks. idk. just fits em. anyways yeah alpha/alpha seamf hatefucking where they fight n claw at each other to force each other into submission while omega evbo watches bc he's suuuper into alpha on alpha (me too twin)
i haven't even thought abt parkciv in like so long so im not too sure abt these hcs but oh wellll fuck it we ballll
anyways hi and bye
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the Renaissance is Here. i think evbo originally just smelled like B.O straight up and everyone knew that was 100% NOT his scent 😢😢 like god you're a stinky ass “beta”!! OVERLY FUNKY!!
UGH. alpha emf calls to me like the goblin mask don't even get me started on them. i actually think seawatt would be a VERY aggressive omega and everyone is just Unaware (including emf because i don't think he's that smart) of it... but alpha4alpha is TOO GOOD TO PASS UPPP OMFG 🤧🤧
Every time I think about domestic Polykour I get so happy and joyous I die okay wow I actually got dizzy as I was typing this out Jesus top 10 “has the blood pressure of my 40 year old mom with thyroid issues” moments
Anyways um
Yeah I like them
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rhis is so true please don't go bald
I actually really like that one heirs of the divine series on ao3… idc that it’s mpreg tbh it’s Polykour and domestic SOBS
Also let me tell you the unadulterated joy I felt when I read Mercy for the lamb for the first time.
RhymesWithChronic the GOAT ngl
ykw hell yeah. mpreg is GOATED
For all of my horniness I actually hc Evbo as being aroace. Seawatt is aromantic actually. Emf is the only allo in the group. I just also like to write about them making out sexual style unfortunately.
- Forcefem anon
WAIT I HC SEAWATT AS AROSPEC!! another legend is upon us.
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so happy you're back! just before you took a break, my old account got terminated so i also wasn't here, but now i created a new one so i can finally send you stupid things again! there's a thing i saved in my notes for this moment:
i need a next part of parkour sex fic about polykour's child, where mavbo act like they divorced Seawatt. Seawatt made a new Evil Plan that should help him with taking over parkciv, and that plan needed him to find the child and raise them. so, at first he takes care of them only to get benefit out of it in the future, but it turns out he's actually a great parent and child actually loves him and he actually starts caring about them. then mavbo find out about this and they fight Seawatt for custody over the child. they fight every time they see each other, but child gets really really upset if they see it so they try to at least act friendly towards each other in front of them
at the end they just each take child and spend time with them on certain days. they have a schedule with exact dates and days of week assigned for each parent
yk that seawatts the one that helps with homework and all that or when they're sick, teaches them things they'll need to know in the future. also very nurturing and the primary parent out of the three. spoils them rotten. evbo let's them break rules and eat ice cream for dinner and stay up past their bedtime (sometimes), takes them places and teaches them parkour which seawatt gets mad about because in his eyes they're far too young to be doing glass jumps even if the parkour god's their dad. and EMF is usually the one who plays games with them and hangs their crayon drawings on the fridge
YOURE BAAAAACK
in a rlly bad mood rn bc the trumpets and altos just fucked up one of our pieces during our concert so i'm glad im at least able to ramble so i can feel better :33
evbo runs rlly warm. like, so warm ppl think he has a fever when in reality that's just his normal temperature
emf is the exact opposite and runs so cold you'd think he has frostbite or something. i'm talking so cold that it like, shocks you.
anyways evbo emf cuddles + one very freezerburned seawatt
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PLEASE seawatt getting the icyhot treatment
Old age anon: But doesn’t Parkour Heaven exist? Still sad that he will outlive them though, even if he can visit them in Heaven.
i mean yeah but you just know seawatt is going to HELL
