Beside each headcanon, put β
if it's right and β if it's wrong.
john instinctively cleans messes in their own house as well as other peoples. | β no thanks. that sounds like a job for dean while daddy's off joyriding hunts.
john is pansexual. | β he identifies as straight. he'll fuck men! he's straight tho.
john cries watching disney movies. | β not even the one where bambi lost his mom.
john knows the lyrics to let it go by heart. | β what are we doing
john reads wattpad. | β
john is a horrible liar. | β
yes. wears his emotions right there on his face. not a good actor, not a good liar, 0/10 would not buy a used car from this salesman.
john likes to eat straight coffee beans. | β
he likes strong bitter flavors and is veryyyy used to drinking black coffee by now.
john is oblivious to any and all romantic interest someone might show them. | β he's fairly perceptive about that sort of thing, especially if it's sexual interest.
john can kill you in an instant and will. | β
in most cases, yup. just give him a reason.
john hates being alone. | β
:(((
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