I need to know everything about handyman barty!!!!!!! oh my god!!!!!!!!!
jdgfkdosgeb okay okay i'm so excited about handyman barty he’s a genius he’s a slut he’s a college dropout. i do not have a specific title for his job yet but he can fix basically anything you put in front of him. he's self employed and he prices jobs based on vibe checks, so depending on the client list at any given time, he's either broke or rolling. he has an unfortunate habit of stealing things from client's houses if he doesn't like them and trying to seduce them if he does. he's a sucker for pets, and he keeps different kinds of treats in his truck for them so he can win them over.
him and regulus were roommates/fwb when he was in college before he left for a trade school, and regulus recommends him to evan. I literally just wrote Barty and Evan’s first meeting I’m going insane this is a tiny snippet:
“I like your decorative cocks,” he drawled. “Roosters.” “Uh huh.” Evan stood stiffly in the doorway, watching Barty as he set his things down and approached the fridge. “They were my grandmother’s. She liked them.” “Cocks?” “Roosters.”
anyways evan lives in his grandmother's old house that he inherited unwillingly but it's paid for and he can't afford rent so there he is!! and he has a busted ass fridge and he's getting letched at by the guy fixing it.
barty is really good at fixing things but he's also really good at breaking things intentionally and he has a storied history of seducing hot clients. do you see the vision???
