#(joey)

Mitosis AU – Doey the Doughman’s Fragmented Remains

Well, now that they’re three separate entities, things have gotten... complicated.

🔨 Kevin is trying to break down a locked door using Matthew as a hammer. Matthew, ever the optimist (or just concussed beyond reason), is convinced that this time he definitely felt it budge. (Spoiler: He didn’t.) 😵‍💫💫

👀 Meanwhile, Matthew and Kevin are in full paranoia mode. They skulk through hallways; slam doors shut and press themselves against walls like they’re in some kind of stealth mission 🎭. Meanwhile, Jack? He’s just walking straight ahead, completely unaware—or maybe just too lost in thought to care. 🚶💭

😢 Jack is off in a corner, hugging what little remains of the past, whispering apologies to no one in particular. For what? Who knows. But it’s sad, and we all feel bad. 💙💔

and “i’m an elven prince and i have to fight my brother who’s turned into a demon according to a prophecy and there are two gods a good one and an evil one and the good one choose me and the evil one choose my brother which is sad”

and “my character wants the demon brother carnally”