(Harper & Michaela) [text] Let me help, please? // [text] I want you to be happy. // [text] Hey beautiful no judgment but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??// (Addy & Michaela) [drunk text] Listen up slut, youâre one hot piece of ass and if they donât realize it, itâs their loss // [text] Why are you so hotâŠlike honestly, itâs not fair. // (Jace & Michaela bc why not) [text] I would gladly watch Netflix and eat Thai with you any day. // [text] Please donât do this.
[text] Let me help, please?
[text to Harperđ]: Itâs fine. Itâs just a bad hair dye job. I think I found a spell to get it out.Â
[text to Harperđ]: If not though⊠do you know how to dye hair the Muggle way?Â
[text] I want you to be happy
[text to Harper đ]: I AM happy. I donât know why you would think Iâm not!Â
[text to Harper đ]: Oh⊠Is this because you heard me crying in the middle of the night last night? I was reading The Notebook.Â
[text] Hey beautiful no judgment but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
[text to Harper đ]: I got⊠really hungry. But I was also tired.
[text to Harper đ]: So I might have fallen asleep whilst eating. Donât judge me.
[drunk text] Listen up slut, youâre one hot piece of ass and if they donât realize it, itâs their loss
[text to Addyđ]: I donât think that adding the word âslutâ to that sentence makes it mean what you want it to mean.Â
[text to Addyđ]: However, I appreciate the sentiment.Â
[text] Why are you so hotâŠlike honestly, itâs not fair.
[text to Addy đ]: Hot? Iâm not hot.
[text to Addy đ]: I mean, do you really think so?
[text] I would gladly watch Netflix and eat Thai with you any day.
[text to Jaceđ]: Really? I mean, we can do something else if you want.Â
[text to Jaceđ]: I only said that because I really donât feel like getting out of my pajamas.Â
[text] Please donât do this.
[text to Jace đ]: Jace, youâre engaged. We canât do this.
[text to Jace đ]: Donât make this harder than it needs to be.